Comments | annakovsky: All bets are off if you take a shower.

annakovsky

All bets are off if you take a shower.

Jan 30, 2013 10:18

OH MY GOD, so I guess the universe heard me saying that I want to post more, because last night's TV was a FEELINGSPLOSION????????? I had Jamsomnia, you guys! I haven't had Jamsomnia in years!!!

( New Girl )

new girl, bj novak, go on, the office (us), mindy kaling

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poshcat January 31 2013, 03:05:35 UTC

Haaaaaaaa, I didn't think anybody cared about New Girl except ME. I had no inkling that kiss was going to happen, and when it did my 14 year old was watching from the kitchen, and I had to pretend it was just some dumb TV kiss instead of THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I'D EVER WATCHED. It's recorded, and I'm going to be analyzing the moment several more times, believe you me. This show makes me literally LOL every episode, so that makes the sexy parts that much more exciting and rare. I don't think Nick planned to ever kiss Jess in "real life", more like he fantasized about how he'd want it to go down in some alternate universe where he wasn't a loser and Jess wasn't his BFF. I also thought when the dog's owner came to their door, it was going to turn out to be his next girlfriend instead of the scornful trench coat owner. Ha ha! It was a scorching kiss, and I loved how he gave her a couple of smooches after the main smooch, just so she knew it wasn't some kind of inadvertent lip accident. What do I want to happen next? Nothing. I want ( ... )

annakovsky January 31 2013, 16:12:48 UTC

HEEEE oh no, having to be cool for your child would be the worst!!!! God, isn't it such a great show? I have been really into it lately! AND NOW MY FEELINGS ARE THROUGH THE STRATOSPHERE. And God, I feel like you're right that Nick wasn't planning it, he just had vague underlying feelings that have been getting stronger and stronger and then for once in his life HE WENT ON IMPULSE. God, his face afterwards, I just can't. AND THE KISSES AFTER THE BIG KISS WERE THE MOST AMAZING, ugh, so sweet!!!!

So psyched you're into this too! You should write some dirty fic!

fearlessfan January 31 2013, 04:52:15 UTC

I WAS SEMI-SPOILED AND SO I THOUGHT I WAS PREPARED FOR NEW GIRL BUT I WAS SO NOT PREPARED, I WAS NOT PREPARED AT ALL! Because first of all, my heart flew out of my body when Nick was all "not like this" - to the point that I rewound and watched just that like four times - and that moment honestly would have been ENOUGH, THAT MADE THE EPISODE INCREDIBLE, and then THAT KISS! OMG. I seriously was texting a friend of mine who works from home for hours today telling her to put aside her work to watch New Girl so that we could talk about it (because I didn't want to talk about anything else ( ... )

annakovsky January 31 2013, 16:16:40 UTC

OH MY GOD, I KNOW, RIGHT, THE "NOT LIKE THIS" and then Jess's little smile and "What does that mean?" and Nick LITERALLY JUMPING OUT THE WINDOW TO AVOID HIS FEELINGS. God, just when he had his hand on her leg I was having crazy emotions, I thought that was more than enough for me to freak out! And ahahaha oh God I feel you, did your friend finally watch? I was harassing my friend to watch all day too, waiting for her to so I could talk to her about it felt INTERMINABLE ( ... )

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annakovsky February 1 2013, 01:27:25 UTC

Right?? It's the best!!!

mozarts_friend February 1 2013, 13:52:40 UTC

I feel like I haven't been fannishly into TV in a WHILE and then all of the sudden NICK/JESS JAMIE(BJ)/MINDY PAM/BRIAN. IT'S ALMOST TOO MUCH.

annakovsky February 1 2013, 18:05:28 UTC

OMG RIGHT? Last night I seriously felt like, I don't know how much more of this my body can take, THIS IS A LOT OF FEELINGS IN WHAT FEELS LIKE AN INCREASINGLY SMALL CONTAINER. Where did this come from?!? I no longer have feelingspace allotted for TV feelings!!!! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH MYSELF.

dudski February 1 2013, 20:07:14 UTC

So I may have gotten bored at work and started browsing through MTT's top stories to imagine what they'd be like if Brian had been in them, I DON'T KNOW, WHO CAN REMEMBER HOW THEY PASS THE TIME SOME DAYS, and, uh, turns out that even though the sound guy in Pack Up Your Bags is named Chris, HE MAKES A VERY GOOD BRIAN?

Chris looks concerned - he's one of her favorite documentary guys. "Are you okay?" he asks, like he actually cares.

And there are like six Chris mentions that work scarily well, SO A) CONGRATS ON TELLING THE FUTURE AND B) YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT WITH THIS INFORMATION BUT I'M COPYING THE WHOLE THING INTO WORD AND REPLACING "CHRIS" WITH "BRIAN."

annakovsky February 1 2013, 23:31:48 UTC

HAHAHAHA OH NO, ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!?!?!?! I am totally not surprised that the sound guy features prominently in that fic, because we used to talk SO MUCH about wanting to see the crew, and wanting to write fic that interacted with the crew, but LOLOLOL OH GOD, HOW WEIRD IS THAT. I WONDER IF I CAN TALK KYRAFIC INTO CHANGING HIS NAME TO BRIAN NOW.

Ahahahaha, this feels SO SATISFYING SOMEHOW. I just want so much fic with Brian in it, convenient to just repurpose it!!! WHO KNEW CHRIS IN PACK UP YOUR BAGS WOULD END UP BEING SO HOT.