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i am up and running at deviantart now!
spaz for joy.

two words: cone roller

oh yes.
i watched wrong turn. it was hilarious. highpoint: eliza dushku strapped to a bed.

but anyway...

i gotta clean.. try to shovel.. ick!!!

ludacris is the shit.
i am downloading his new cd, and listening to it as i go.
woo-hoo.

i had a[n alcoholic] drink before i ate anything this morning.  that was great.

yesterday, we replaced the battery in my car.  it finally started! woooooo!

going to the porn store with tyrone and dina.  score.  tons of driving for me, though.  ah well.  doesn't bother me so much.  though i can't hang out for long.  i must work tomorrow..  and i ( Read more... )

dina and i went to see Shaun of the Dead last night. wow, how funny. i love brits ( Read more... )

we are to hang out with stephanie and watch the L-word tonight.. interesting. steph- the ex lesbian. ohh yeah ( Read more... )

#1 ice cream in america: vanilla
#2: chocolate

chocolate never had a chance!

we went to a burlesque show the other night. booby tassles for all!
that was an interesting experience.

so was... the jordan knight concert.

i've been bamboozled.

MARGARET CHO ROCKED!!!!! duh ( Read more... )

going to pick my wife up from the bus station in about 10 minutes or so ( Read more... )