"oh, i accidentally set off this rotten milk bomb...it was funny if you were here. actually, i think it was only truly funny to me. see, i opened this milk, fully intending on using it, despite the fact that it was dated Sept 26, but i was sure it wouldn't be bad, but then i smelled it, and LORDY. so i went running down the hall, and threw it in the garbage room, and then ran back to the room, slammed the door shut, locked it, chainlocked it, threw this board over the door, and yelled "SOUR MILK BOMB! TAKE COVER!!!" and jumped into alicia's bed and assumed disaster position. she thought it was only mildly funny, i think, and i had been hoping for at LEAST mild hilarity. I have failed. but I did fart, so i guess that makes up for it."
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