John

Aug 29, 2006 23:34

Once upon a time there was a little girl named John. John was well renowned as the most beautiful girl in southern France even though she did not live there. Many suitors sought her hand in marriage, knowing she was well endowed with a luscious red beard. EVERYBODY wanted to touch the beard but the beard was sacred ( Read more... )

Leave a comment

Comments 1

n3xus__ August 30 2006, 12:11:28 UTC
HAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS!

How do you do it - you take so many random things, and string them together in a way that makes sense, adds interest and makes it hillarious!!

well..now i know how hobbits came to be!
Ehehehee < 3

Reply


Leave a comment

Up