Meme!
1. Kon
2. Cal
3. Buffy
4. Ari
5. Wes
6. Impulse
7. Anne
8. Ling Tong
9. Eva
10. Condom!Murata
11. Heero
12. Excel
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
No. I think their love was not meant to be. Probably it would end with a gunshot. Or start with one. Maybe both.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
...That makes me feel dirty.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
The apocalypse.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Just the drabbles.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
...I don't think so.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Condom!Murata love you long time.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Years and years and years of therapy.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Buffy finally gives in to the forbidden love between a condom and a strong supporter of babies. Do they have children? WHO KNOWS.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
I certainly hope so! Kon/Ling Tong would be hawt.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Anne/Excel...Well, I can see the hurt in that relationship. Uh. "So You're Going to Hell."
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
It's gonna have to be spanking. How else do you deflower Kon?
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
...I wrote it once. I really hope I am the only person to have done so.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Yes! Well, the drabbles at least.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Chances are good.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Cal/Ari/Wes
...You know, I can see that kind of working.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Um. The possibilities are endless. I hope for "CONRAAAAAAAAD" because it hurts so good.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
SubZero's Theme from Mortal Kombat. OH, CHINESE NINJA WARRIOR, WITH YOUR HEART SO COLD D:
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Kon/Impulse/Excel? Man, that was looking good until Excel.
Mpreg, crack, non-con, world conquest
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
"Hey, baby, hermaphrodites can't get pregnant?"
I feel like Cal would be a lot smoother than that.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I don't think I've ever read Wesley fic. And my childhood is probably happier.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Mpreg. He digs it.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Sober no. Drunk, maybe. I'm not sure.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Um. Buffy. Buffy would top and I'd die because Buffy/Anne no never.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
So Kon and Eva are in a happy relationship until Eva suddenly runs off with Ari. Kon, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Heero and a brief unhappy affair with Excel, then follows the wise advice of Wes and finds true love with Buffy."
Parts of that were bizarrely plausible. Well, the last half. I would call it "Only the Lonely," and, well, does anyone in this camp not have train-wreck syndrome? I nominate Impulse to write it, though.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Deeply confused and uncomfortable.
2. Cal
3. Buffy
4. Ari
5. Wes
6. Impulse
7. Anne
8. Ling Tong
9. Eva
10. Condom!Murata
11. Heero
12. Excel
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
No. I think their love was not meant to be. Probably it would end with a gunshot. Or start with one. Maybe both.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
...That makes me feel dirty.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
The apocalypse.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Just the drabbles.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
...I don't think so.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Condom!Murata love you long time.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Years and years and years of therapy.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Buffy finally gives in to the forbidden love between a condom and a strong supporter of babies. Do they have children? WHO KNOWS.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
I certainly hope so! Kon/Ling Tong would be hawt.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Anne/Excel...Well, I can see the hurt in that relationship. Uh. "So You're Going to Hell."
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
It's gonna have to be spanking. How else do you deflower Kon?
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
...I wrote it once. I really hope I am the only person to have done so.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Yes! Well, the drabbles at least.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Chances are good.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Cal/Ari/Wes
...You know, I can see that kind of working.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Um. The possibilities are endless. I hope for "CONRAAAAAAAAD" because it hurts so good.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
SubZero's Theme from Mortal Kombat. OH, CHINESE NINJA WARRIOR, WITH YOUR HEART SO COLD D:
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Kon/Impulse/Excel? Man, that was looking good until Excel.
Mpreg, crack, non-con, world conquest
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
"Hey, baby, hermaphrodites can't get pregnant?"
I feel like Cal would be a lot smoother than that.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I don't think I've ever read Wesley fic. And my childhood is probably happier.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Mpreg. He digs it.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Sober no. Drunk, maybe. I'm not sure.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Um. Buffy. Buffy would top and I'd die because Buffy/Anne no never.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
So Kon and Eva are in a happy relationship until Eva suddenly runs off with Ari. Kon, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Heero and a brief unhappy affair with Excel, then follows the wise advice of Wes and finds true love with Buffy."
Parts of that were bizarrely plausible. Well, the last half. I would call it "Only the Lonely," and, well, does anyone in this camp not have train-wreck syndrome? I nominate Impulse to write it, though.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Deeply confused and uncomfortable.