ok, ok ok.   so....the reason i haven't been online in about a million years is because....!  i broke the internet...ok, so, not the whole entire thing, and i really didn't break anything, but i guess all i can say is that the internet was down and now it's up.  not gonna be able to get home this weekend...damn..BUTT, i will so be home for turkey ( Read more... )

i think i broke my foot.  and my cat is sleeping on my oven mitts.  and this is the first halloween EVER that i won't be back home...it's insane.  um, if you wanna check out a great song, get "astronaut" by calamine...good stuff.  my eye itches.  and i had a dream last night that mary-kate olsen came to live with me, and i ended up in an insane ( Read more... )

Ok, ok, ok.  I know it's been a while, and i've certainly received enough hate mail to prove it.  ok, so like, two people said something, but ANYWHO.  so...let's see.  well, i've kind of had a shitty week, but for no singular reason, just..you know...shit.  i wish i could get out of this funk.  i don't like funk.  i mean, i like funk like george ( Read more... )

YEAY!!  Ok, so I was home this weekend, and it was all "woot!".  wow, that sounded intelligent.  anywho, oh boy!!!  i can't wait till i move back.  i hope lexington's ready for me again.  will kept talking about morgan freeman on saturday, and then played "18 and life" by skid row 6 times in a row.  needless to say, it was AWESOME!  let's see, what ( Read more... )

Well, here it is, at 12:07am.  I can't sleep.  I have to drive 12 hours to Lexington...at 3am.  This is not good.  But there's a reason.  I can't sleep because I have all these thoughts running through my head at 100mph, and if I don't get them out, I'll never sleep again.

I found out the hard way that the world is full of real pain.  I used to ( Read more... )

Just a side-note...completely ignore the previous entry.  Seriously.  I was drunk.  Yeah, that's it, I was drunk.  Ok, really I was just high on caffeine, but still, I was PMSing and shit..so it didn't happen...right?  Right.  As the great Blanche Devereaux said, "God, I wish I was dead."  After today, I won't be posting probably till Monday, cause ( Read more... )

Ok, so I'm sitting here watching Full House (I know, I know), and I'm thinkin that John Stamos is evil.  Pure and simple.  EVIL!  I once had a dream that he beat me with a baseball bat.  I almost died.  Then he put a knife to my throat and said that if I ever told anyone, he'd kill me.  Swear to God.  It was the most horrifying experience of my ( Read more... )

I'm boring...and I'm having a pirate day...OOOH, I just found out that in the neighbourhood behind me, there's a Pirate Dr.  and a Buccaneer St.  How perfect is THAT?!?!  See, this is why I need to be a pirate.  I appreciate the booty hunts and I like boats.  Jesus, I'm boring.