Fic: Tentacles

[anneka_neko]

Title: Tentacles
Fandom: Iron Man/Thor/Captain America/Avengers (AVENGERS AVENGERS OMG 29 HOURS LEEEEEEEFT)/Marvel
Rating: K+
Disclaimer: If I owned it, the gay would be way more obvious.
Summary: "Well that's... odd," Phil mutters, staring up at the twenty-story monstrosity of writhing tentacles and gooey slime with an expression bordering between

Comments

[anneka_neko]

Dawww, thank you darling! <3

/FIFTEEN HOURS UNTIL AVENGERS OKAY I CAN'T EVEN I PHYSICALLY CANNOT EVEN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH flailflopdie

I might have to write more damsel-in-distress!Coulson. My inner Tony giggles gleefully at the idea. Coulson saves Tony from his alcoholic self, Tony saves Coulson from monsters made of prehensile jelly-dicks. It's how their relationship works.

And the entire time Clint just stands there like "GUYS. GUYS. NOT. THE. TIME." He pretends he will take exactly zero of their shenanigans, but he secretly ships it.

[anneka_neko]

It might not actually be fifteen hours. I keep coming up with different numbers. I think it's actually 16 and a half? IDK. It's too early for numbers. BUT YES I AM AHHHHHHHH

Luuuulz the image is highly A+

/CLINT TRIES TO PRETEND LIKE HE'S ALL GRUFF, BUT COULSON'S HIS BRO, AND BY GOD HE WILL SHIP HIM IF HE NEEDS TO.

[anneka_neko]

YOU KNOW IT.

8 HOURS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

what is emotional stability i've never heard of it avengers avengers ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[secret_smile19]

Let me bow and worship, please.

I seriously have no words from this. Maybe after I regain the ability to breathe I'll be able to speak coherently.

[anneka_neko]

SEE LOOK HE'S HAPPY AND HE IS NOT ACTIVELY ENGAGED IN INTERCOURSE

SO HA! I WIN!

<3

(T-T I seriously might just write a fic where Tony has cookies and a warm blanket and the happiest day of his life and ghost!Howard shows up to be proud of him and nothing goes wrong and all of his friends are there just like WE LOVE YOU TONY and then maybe I'll feel like I'm not a terrible abusive writer!mommy.)

[secret_smile19]

(The fic would end with him waking up to find it was a dream and he would go have more alcohol to hide all of the feelings. Tony, unfortunately, is made to be abused.)

[anneka_neko]

xD Awwwww man, you're riiiight.

Okay. Okay.

Okay.

I am going to make a list of five scenarios where my head!Tony is happy and not sexing.

1. Clint. Tony. Junk food. Sofa. Shitty TV. All of the snark ensues. THEY ARE BROS.

2. Bruce is having a bad day. Tony takes him to hang out in the giant donut and they nom and bro the fuck out and Bruce gets his smiles back.

3. Tony shows up on time for a situation where Rhodey is waiting on him, and Rhodey just gives him the biggest smile. Tony feels like the best friend ever.

4. It is the end of a battle, and Bruce is still Hulked out. Tony and the Hulk just hang out on a roof city-watching. Bros okay. BROS.

5. Coulson comes back and Tony just goes a little shaky and Coulson hugs him and Tony clings and is the happiest ever and the next morning he buys all of the donuts ever.

[elenorasweet]

"I don't know about you, Coulson, but I prefer not to take any chances with my anus."

Well, there's a gem of wisdom for the ages. XD

[anneka_neko]

Tony understands the best strategies for reacting to situations. There's always a little clause in his plan that says, "Keep unwanted objects from entering orifices if at all possible."

He likes to be prepared.