This is a very pathetic story. I'm kind of not sure why I'm telling it? But you always hear things about how "OH, TALK IT OUT, YOU'LL FEEL BETTER" or whatnot, so what the hell. Maybe, by posting this, I'll manage to uncover the shred of dignity that this story has left me.
Anyways, if my life is going to be laughable regardless, then by God I will
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Words. I has them. 8D
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Sense. I don't have it.
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I will totally walk right past shops I meant to go into if I am feeling insecure and am getting bad vibes from the staff. Oh I know they are totally composing whole novels about how lame I am in their head when they're ringing me up!
Give me a grocery store that will deliver in ~15 minutes. By stork. No human contact necessary.
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Gimme THAT.
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but milkshakes also
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Only the thing is, I would do it when I had food in my room. I would just suddenly want something insanely unhealthy.
I'm not good at impulses, I guess is what I'm saying.
BUT TODAY I HAD A SALAD AND A SMOOTHIE AND WALKED AROUND THE MALL AND I FEEL LIKE A WINNER.
And then I got home and ate Easy Mac. LIKE A GODDAMN CHAMPION.
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