Comments | annemark: i think i might've been adopted.

annemark

i think i might've been adopted.

Dec 26, 2006 02:25

Ok, so I guess I should start this off by saying something along the lines of "Merry Fucking Christmas."
If the "Fucking" part offends you, then I'll say "Merry Christmas" instead.
If the thought of Christ offends you, I'll say "Merry X-mas" or "Happy Hannukah."
If Jews offend you (like they do Mel Gibson), then I'll say "Happy Kwanzaa"
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malejested December 26 2006, 09:15:01 UTC

I'm not offended so much as horribly bewildered by just how clueless your folks are. The idea of lists annoys me but if they bother to ask you specifically for what you want, then you should get whatever the fuck you ask for.

It's that easy.

absurdistcomedi December 26 2006, 10:16:00 UTC

How depressing.
I never get what I want either.
So I beg for cash.

luness December 26 2006, 17:02:17 UTC

How very strange that your parents would insist you make a list, but they don't use it. I'd be beyond frustrated too. I'm sorry, Anne.

mylaudanumhabit December 26 2006, 18:52:32 UTC

hahaha. oh god, im so sorry. but really, the british version of the office is pretty good. and what is with everyone shopping at h&m? do the prime outlets in hagerstown have an h&m? i'll have to look into this.

my parents got me the napoleon dynamite dvd. i can't stand that movie. i turned it off half-way through and i almost never do that. other movies i turned off half-way through:

johnny mnemonic
leaving las vegas
the mummy returns

and probably 3 or 4 more i don't remember.

and john mayer has... uh, gotten better? i guess? no, nevermind. i'm not even going to try.

annemark December 26 2006, 21:53:50 UTC

Thanks for the attempt at a positive outlook.
It totally made me laugh.

and H&M is the best thing to ever happen to me.
There's one in Washington DC and a bunch in NYC.

songstempest December 27 2006, 02:14:10 UTC

While on the topic of groovy clothing stores, I must suggest American Apparel. I have a lot of really nice shirts and whatnot from them. Sadly, they don't do jeans, but there's one in Federal Hill, by the Cross Street Market.

mylaudanumhabit December 27 2006, 08:53:38 UTC

oh yeah. i've heard of them. based in baltimore, i think. maybe only in baltimore?

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songstempest December 27 2006, 02:11:17 UTC

I've been needing a cigarette for the entirety of the holiday season. One for each. And. Every. Shallow. Shopper. One for every minute I had to wait in line behind the woman buying and X-Box 360 for a five year old.

I could bitch and bitch, but I'll opt not to. Instead, when we meet in heaven, I'll get your light.

annemark December 28 2006, 00:26:34 UTC

I opt to bitch.
I'm guessing you have different things to bitch about, but I probably do enough bitching for the two of us.
But to be honest, in real life, I don't really bitch at all. I guess I feel like I can take out all my negative emotions here.
Sorry, you guys got the bad end of that deal.

And I appreciate the light. I'll need it. Desperately, most likely.