This Russian guy came in and wanted a video converted from NTSC to SECAM.
I met Robin Ventura once, and he was kind of an ass. I was going to marry him in fifth grade. Obviously.
I remember watching Nolan Ryan slamming him in the head repeatedly, a long time ago. When he broke his leg, years later, I cried.
HOT SEX with Todd Zeile. I don't care if he's a former Cub. Maybe I just have a thing for 3rd basemen. I think, if I were a man, I'd be a 3rd baseman. RIGHT now. Yes.
Orlando Hernandez, aka El Duque, has an enormous cock.
Cliff Bartosh, another former Cub. Wtf. Look at that side-arm. And those pants.
Barry Zito please marry me and then while you are sleeping I will remove your arm and transplant it onto my body K THX.
And obviously, Neal Cotts. Unf.