so in an epic attempt to not do my dissertation (which, for the record is in in 14 days) i had a little daydream about biscuits ( Read more... )

Library lady: please don’t eat in the library ( Read more... )

Happy happy birthday to Hayley aka goodweekend sorry i thought it was yesteerday because im silly!

( ok i hope this will work, but there has been a lot of build up around these stupid photos so they wont really be anything but a big disappointment now but here they are....hopefully... )

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Annies toes!

1. In 1982 Time Magazine named Annies toes its 'Man of the Year'.
2. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Annies toes.
3. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Annies toes on!
4. Annies toes has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
5. Bees ( Read more... )

div style="padding:8px;margin:15px;background-color:#CFCF95;color:#1A0A13;font-family: georgia, helvetica, trebuchet ms, verdana, sans-serif;">Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mark douglas!

1. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of mark douglas.
2. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted mark douglas!
3. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, ( Read more... )

A: Favorite abusive term: fuck you you fucking fuck fuck, im washing my hair ( Read more... )

this is silly, you know it is and so do i ( Read more... )

bloke on the phone by the bus stop earlier:

"a banana? in the bath i suppose. no. mike said no. because he's shagging tom.

i dont like cheese, too old. i can get one if you like, around six.

purple or green?

purple taste bad though

ok, try the bath, or the cupboard in the hall for bananas, if you see my hat, that would be nice.

bye!"

me: um camilla im really not sure what to do for my presentation ( Read more... )

whilst being laden with a grand total of 15 books trudging down the high street ( Read more... )