H5O Fic: No Tan Lines Here

[annieke]

Author/Artist: annieke
Title: No Tan Lines Here
Rating: M
Word Count: 3400~
Summary: What better way to end a shitty day than with a little bit of couch porn

Comments

[mrsowl]

Liked reading it. Thank you for posting!

[annieke]

Glad you did...and thank you for reading!

[sexycazzy]

been a while since I read a good p0rn Steve/Danny fic! thanks for sharing! :D

[annieke]

Aw, thank you! glad you liked it!

[thegrrrl2002]

This so adorable and fun! I love how they're both so cranky and tired and kind of goofy and yet somehow they end up turning each other on and then it gets all deliciously porny with Steve naked on a leather couch. :D

Especially loved Steve stashing beer bottles in his sling, and of course Danny is a fan of "Diners, Drive-ins and Dives". He probably watches with the most pitiful longing on his face, I'm sure of it. And Steve just wrinkles his nose in disgust at those big, greasy sandwiches.

And now I'm going to take a moment to think about Steve swimming in his birthday suit. ::closes eyes::

[annieke]

Aw, thank you muchly - (and I'd love to see Steve swimming in his birthday suit--Danny, too, frankly. Oh, please let somebody make that happen)--

Also, I could so see Danny easily being drawn in to Guy's DDD, that world of overloaded grease on mile high sandwiches.

Probably replays the ep from New Jersey when he feels homesick, sighing wistfully, and pointing. "That. Best hot dog ever."

Then Steve's all, "You mean the Puka dog is the best hot dog ever."

Danny's eyebrows hit his hairline as he scoffs. "You are not serious with that--Puka dog. Fruit. No. I mean the Ripper." Points to the TV. "That. Right there."

"That? It's fried, Danny. That is a deep-fried hot dog."

and Danny's all, "Yeah. I know. Fried, with a pile of kraut on top. Best hot dog ever." even drools a little.

Hee.

[thegrrrl2002]

Mmmmm...deep fried hotdog. That sounds awesome. I'm totally with Danny on that one. Poor baby. ::pets::

That puka dog deleted scene was so adorable, I don't know how it got left on the cutting room floor. :D Steve made it look awesomely delicious.

And those NJ eps of DDD make me so homesick, I swear. Whenever I visit my family it always includes a trip to a classic Jersey diner.

[annieke]

I'm outside DC, so not that far from NJ. My kids so want to daytrip just to go to that diner up there and get a ripper. ha.