I've never thrown up so much in my life.
Sober!

I never get sick. Today was wack.

I think I'm over it already?

Eric makes a kickass roommate. He cooks awesome shit. And we've sat around plating rockband for days.

Wow. I'm pretty sure I just hit my head so hard it may have given me brain damage!
Sweet!

So. I want to move x's 10
Get out of the midwest x's 10
Sick of guys x's 10

So. I guess I made out with this guy falling on the stage after the queers play.

And I'm ok with that.

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1. Almost done with school.
2. Saw a gay albino black man
3. Got outta town. Hung out with a cool dude.
4. Shit is still mad crazy. Leaving town helps?
5. I want to swim

That's all I got for an update

Suck ittttttttttttttt

Someone wonderful is comming to town!

I want to have an out side drinking dance party EXTRAVAGANZA!

Oh and I'm going blonde today!

Oh and I love my life.

And captured by robots.

And dancing with maebe.

Fin.

Time to get my shit together.

I <3 maebe

End of story.

And I <3 my BFF

And why yes I DID just bleach a 50 year old strippers hair...thank you for asking.

She asked if she looked 50... I said no...even though she looks like a leather boot.

I want to see her naked.