30 Days of Slash Meme: Day 5

Mar 23, 2012 22:59


DAY 05: Favourite Slash Threesome/Moresome

I don't ship threesomes, but...

Douglas/Martin/Hercules, Cabin Pressure.
Porn only, though.
Whaaat?! There's not even enough of it...

And here's a little scene from episode Rotterdam:
(extracted from foxtoast's transcript)

DOUGLAS: Hello? MJN Air. Is that God?

HERC: Oh, I wouldn’t go that far.

DOUGLAS: Oh, hello, Hercules.

HERC: Hello, Douglas. Call me Herc.

DOUGLAS: Did you want anything in particular… Herc?

HERC: I did, actually, yes. Is-is Carolyn around?

DOUGLAS: She’s around in the sense that she’s in the cabin, doing her job, just as we are in the flight deck rather busy doing ours.

HERC: Oh, I’m sorry, did I interrupt at a crucial stage in a word game?

MARTIN: I-I’ll get her for you.

HERC: No, no, no, it’s alright. If you could just pass on a message-turns out Friday is better than Saturday for the opera so I’ll pick her up at one.

DOUGLAS: Yes, of course, sir. Anything else we can do for you? Wish your Auntie Edna a happy birthday? Tell your bookie to put a fiver each way on Gentleman Joe? Because we are, of course, essentially an airborne secretarial service.

MARTIN: Will do, Herc. It’s no trouble at all.

HERC: Thank you, Martin.

[call ends]

DOUGLAS: There’s no point toadying to him. He’s not going to get you a job at Cal Air.

MARTIN: I’m not toadying; I like him. Why don’t you?

DOUGLAS: I’ve known him longer than you, that’s why.

MARTIN: And?

DOUGLAS: And he’s a smooth-talking old smarmpot who thinks he’s the best thing to happen to the sky since rainbows.

MARTIN: No wonder you don’t like him, then.

DOUGLAS: Yes.

MARTIN: He’s nicking your act.

meme: 30 days of slash

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