Planes, TSA delays and Automobiles

[anniewaits]

E and I are going to stay classy in San Diego this weekend, as well as visit his mom in Arizona.  During this trip, I will ride horses and learn to shoot a gun.  In my biography, this is what the scholars will call "a defining moment in her inevitable path towards awesome immortality."  As I ride these horses (and apparantly, a donkey, who is very

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[anonymous]

Though sporadic lately, your observations on life are always welcome. Besides, we understand. I mean, it's summer, after all. Right?

Question: what is the nature of your iPod's fault?

Ideas:
Step 1) find and remove the battery.
Step 2) boil the iPod,
3) carve "el Diablo" on the front of it,
4) pitch it to E (I recommend an aluminum bat) until he makes solid contact,
5) put it (or the remaining bits) in the oven at 450 for an hour and fifteen minutes,
6) then make Christmas ornaments from the remnants, and give them out as wedding favors!

Or, just sell it on eBay: "iPod with music! (slightly broken)"

[anonymous]

Thanks for the reminder, Cap. Fing LiveJournal... that was me.

-Fitz

[anonymous]

Typically I am under the mindset to throw it off the roof/balconyfire escape, but I fear that with the size and compactness said "diablo" that it simply wouldn't be destructive enough. I suggest a large sledgehammer.

I also wanted to take this opportunity to say something that I have said in quite some time....stupid livejournal.

CAP

[a_seven]

btw your icon looks like borg kitty