Fred Watch: Day 11

Sep 05, 2006 15:36



NOW HE'S JUST BEING A JERK


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anonymous September 5 2006, 20:07:45 UTC
I totally think we could build some ghetto trap like this: http://www.amrt.net/feraltrap/Photos2.htm

But instead of using food as bait and having someone hide into trigger the door, we could put one of his bunnies (milk carton rings for you non-Fred knowing people - see the blue thing in the picture above) on a string and when he pulls hit with his teeth, it pulls the door down ... and then drops an ACME anvil on that dumb dog that keeps sh*tting outside our place. That way, Fred will always know he caught himself because of his bunny addiction.

MUHAHAHAHAHA

-E (lj is dumb, no img tags or links when you're not a lj user)

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nerdyjeff September 6 2006, 00:39:24 UTC
Tranq-gun.
If you don't want to shoot your pet cat, then I would say try a weighted fishing net.
If you don't want to randomly throw things at your pet cat, then I would say glue trap...but admittingly that could be pretty random.

Actually I was being kind of a smart ass...but the weighted fishing net could probably work. It could at least tangle him up enough to slow him down.

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anniewaits September 6 2006, 02:39:02 UTC
how was chicago?

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Fred!!! anonymous September 6 2006, 13:26:19 UTC
Thanks to reading your blog yesterday I had a dream you guys found Fred in another town. Maybe it is a premonition that you are going to catch him today. Here's hoping.

-shaffer

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