F you, family!

[anniewaits]

I'm getting married in two days. I am remarkably calm. So much so that everyone else is stressing that I am so calm. And trying to get me to be a bridezilla, wtf?

My mom: Why aren't you stressed like those girl on bridezillas?
Me: Because I'm not one, and I have nothing to stress about. Everything is taken care of. What happens, happens.

My

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[anonymous]

I love that Josh was at your bachelorette party.

I didn't get really stressed until the day of the wedding, while in the back of the church, waiting.

You'll do great!

-Fitz

[anonymous]

Definitely--my mom stressed me out more than anything in the days before the wedding. But once everything was said and done, it was all good. Wasn't nervous at all once we made it to the rehearsal.

Good call on skipping the penis veil. I had a cowgirl hat with a star that said bachelorette. Ate a bunch of BBQ and then rode a mechanical bull. Twice. And then hit the blues bar. Too bad I couldn't get a hickey on the face from Josh, though.

See you tomorrow!
Dana

[anonymous]

I don't see a bachelorette sash or button. All I see is boobies. mmmm boobies.

-E

[anonymous]

And Dana, I'm sure Josh would love to give you a hickey on your face at the wedding...as long as Fitz wears his Elvis costume.

-E

[anonymous]

Im with Fitz on this- I didnt get nervous until right before i walked down the aisle either...I cant wait to meet these people you talk about! I have already shaved my legs, even!
Mrs Spiderman