I'm willing to try it all ... easier said than done.

A bag of white cheddar popcorn and a king size snickers bar later I still feel like a rotten apple....eww.
Soon our voices must become one or one must leave.

lol you're too much.

Yes! I do want to hear something funny..now spill it,

I wanna laugh again.

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Friday I called in to work sick. I layed in bed all morning and around lunchtime I found myself getting up to attack a mime, yes a mime. Seems the mime had been reluctant to talk. I hate mimes.

The look I left you with has real possibilites.

My lunch is taking a lifetime!

ohh yea...kick the mean boys in the shins.

We have to first get out of this bar, then the club, then the city, then the country...


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In the doctors office today a man came to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, about the weather and other things, a lonely man. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him! He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

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3 years

3 years

3 years

when I want your advice I'll scrape it off the sidewalk, until then I'll be in the keys not so tired.

:::yawn::

So this is my moment...
damn I'd  rather stick needles in my eyes. I was just inches from a clean getaway and BAM! 
I drank my black on the rocks, and thought it would be easier just to dig a tunnel between my house and yours. 
I got smarts up here I never used.

FUCK! I've gone completely sideways ......

and then one thing led to another

black on the rocks please!!

let the liquor tell it.