I wish I could say that I was allergic to chocolate being that I can't stand to eat it. I was always/am always a lolly kid. Although Allens lack of sugar lately has been pushing the barrel of fun down a steep cliff ( Read more... )

Tinker tinker tinker -

Fat Englishman. What are you typing about a fat Englishman? I haven't spoken to him in ages.

I've been wandering around town listless lately. I think I need to find a young science student.

http://www.xbox.com/au/antzextremeracing/default.htm

I want it.

In times like these it's all I have to hold on to. Yeah fuck you too Mrs.

I am thinking of sticking one of these outside my neighbours door, with YOUR HEAD written inside it.

I haven't been to work in the past two days because I am alpha-testing a new flu virus. Does everyone have this flu? Vicious. I thought I was the only one ( Read more... )

I deal with money on a regular basis but every time I go into a bank to make a withdrawal I feel as if the teller will accuse me of stealing from another person's account. I get the shakes and very paranoid, and worry that when I go to get out my wallet everyone will think it's a gun. They'll all fall to the floor and then I'll realise that I ( Read more... )

Okay - so I am now twenty-two ( Read more... )

This, my third attempt, could fall on its arse like the rest ( Read more... )

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