Holy Shit!!!
Holy Shit, I just went "journal hopping" and became aware of these people in Liberty Hill. I went around from friends list to friend list, going from dumbass sophomore, though every band nerd and ended up to some dsk senior.
All these douches had retarded names like "lhbandmasta5667" and "lhlipsyncpopstar" or "lhnaughtygrrl"
Way to go dipshits. Why not be more unoriginal and add the words "princess" or "blink182" in your name? Why the hell would you want people to know you live here by putting "LH" infront of everything anyway?
Almost everyone was fucking stupid. Wow, I am astonished at the retardtivity of the people that go to school here. Seriously, I thought people were like me just with different tastes and values, but no way, they suck. They spoke of crappy bands and stupid politics and stuff they did with their dirty sex kid friends, (like bowling. Nobody cares about bowling, it’s not even a sport) all with a never-ending onslaught of "lol"s and "lmfao"s. This probably isn't directed to you if you are reading this, because if I saw you as one of these people I would defriend you and mock you. Openly. And if you are one of these people, quit reading this you crapsack. As for these other retards, they suck. Am I saying I am better than them?
Yes.
Am I saying I look better than them?
Probably.
Some of these people have been beaten with un uglybrick. The only cure for them is a bucket of acid in the face:
Doctor,(while scribbling on clipboard): Ah yes, I believe I have the cure for your condition.
(reaches into cabinet and grabs bucket marked "battery acid" then sloshes it in the face of [insert name of somebody stupid from Liberty Hill] )
Liberty Hillian: AHHHHHH! Thanks doc!
I am so much better than them and it boosts my self-esteem knowing that I am smarter than these retards. It motivates me to move the hell outta of here when I get the chance. It also motivates me to hang out with the people that don't suck, because:
A) these people suck
B) I don't suck
C) We must join forces to over throw all the pieces of shit in the world
If any of these offends you, this is for you,
ass.
I swear people get offended of some of the stupidest shit. People don't understand that there is a line between seriousness and humor. Whether it be politics, life, or religion, people misinterpret it and through a hissy fit.
"Don't try and challenge my faith,"
Shut the fuck up, I'm not "challenging" your faith, I just told an amusing joke about Jesus with an assault rifle and you go get sand in your vagina. Quit getting so pissed off. I'm joking around. I can joke about anything and not mean anything by it. You act like just because something is a little taboo it is totally unacceptable. "Oh, we must censor that"
SONOFABITCHCOCKMOTHERFUCKERGODDAMMITPENISTITS!!!@^%!#@#@#%!#@!^@$
I hate censorship. Censorship is the tool of the shitty parent who cannot take care of there kids. Watch your kid, if you be a good parent your kid wont end up fucked up. Seriously. You leave your kid at home for 12 hours a day then wonder why he is doing (insert bad attribute) Its not because they "saw it on tv" or "heard it on the radio." It because either:
A) They saw you doing it
B) It was laying around
C) Their friends showed them
D) You hit abused them (whether mentally, physically or sexually)
Cram censorship up your ass. Fucking loser parents. I can't wait until I have a kid so she or he can be successful and laugh at other people's druggie kids.
Seriously, I want to kick every abusive/deadbeat/molester/asshole father(or mother's) ass.
And quit having so damn many kids. Your kids are going to mug my kids because you don't take care of your kids. I think if there is some chick out there just getting drunk and pregnant they should take away her kids and make her get her tubes tied, and if there is an abusive/drunk father out there, they should cut his nuts off. We don't need them bringing more people like them into the world. I am so lucky to have such good parents, and I don't mean that sarcastically.
I am so glad and grateful to know the people I know. Really, I am glad to know you. Thanks for letting me know you and hang out with you.
More Shit That Pisses Me Off:
Degrassi Fanatics (it's nothing to get a boner about, sheesh)
My guitar amplifier
School
Homework
DSKs
Headaches
Being tired
That squirrel in my dads shop
Mrs. Lucero
school not having Italian as a language choice
the radio
not having any paint
bad parents
being alone
boredom
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