I had a pretty tubular dream a few nights ago. I dreamt that a group of friends and I were trying to disguise a dolphin as a jockey so that it could race our horse for us. Success was achieved, we won oodles of money, and nobody found out that our kickass dolphin companion actually rode instead of a human. Now somehow, and I don't know how exactly, I used my prize money to purchase a seal. The animal. As I was walking along one day, I saw a TV on the wall, and there was a news reporter doing a story on my seal and how I have treated it so well. The picture of me on the news was of me in my forties. Balding. Wrinkling. Disgusting. Well, maybe not disgusting, just creepy.
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Coolest dream ever. Not really.
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