how you know when you life is pathetic:

[annoyedannoyer]

when perfect strangers are nicer to you and people on facebook wish you more genuine happy birthdays than your friends.

oh, and when you get ditched twice on your birthday. its really great.

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[fuckterdnerd]

HEY! if i wasn't 2000 miles away you know we'd gotten crunk/higgly and have some carnal relations

ugh i've been dreaming of lou malnati's....lou's and beer the moment i get home

[072787]

i was puking my whole guts out. & still said happy birthday around midnightish when you turned. & bought you the greatest present ever. so ... i win.