More boning.
1-2x3:
OK, the whole "make the Americans seem stupid and the British stuck-up, RP-pronouncing people who OMG drive on the left side!!!111" characterisation ANNOYS. Equally offensive to all.
"You're a saint, I get it."
Bhawawawa, Hodgins in the garbage truck!
Booth annoys me today. They're obviously making him an Ugly American, but it's still annoying. As is Ian What'shisface.
Angela's husband is totally annoying too, but in a much more comical way.
Why is this UK diversion necessary, though? When they're not doing it right. Stay in D.C.!
"Thanks for the divorce! I really appreciate it!" HEE.
"Isn't this all extremely awkward...?" Err, yeah.
Poor Clark. Way too much info, right?
Oh, I do love this highly inappropriate workplace.
I can't just get over that Niobe is in the Scotland Yard. Go back to Rome, woman! Vorenus would not approve!
"A little discretion, please! I might say the same to you!" HEE. Also, amen. But it's so hilarious.
"Can I touch the brain, just once?" Seldom heard line.
Wow, it only took an hour and a dead rival for Booth to simmer down. About time.
Poor, poor Clark. Seriously.
And here I thought Bones was drama free! Heh.
Historical terrorists? ...nice. And I stand by that all the Brits speak waaaay too RP. Not everyone does that, you know.
Nooo, don't ruin my happy OTP with drama, now! I want happy OTP! Fix, fix, fix!!!!! Now!
Oh good LORD, stay away dude! And heh, wasn't Clark gay at some point?
3-4x4:
Someone needs to FIX my OTP, seriously. They are sad!
Dog fighting? DISGUSTING. Alsatians are sweet! My aunt had one when I was a kid, it was larger than my two-year old self and my cousin and let us pet him. And it was afraid of thunderstorms.
It's not Ripley's fault! Fucking bastards.
Aww, Hodgie. Not paranoid, not vain. Just sad.
Aw, Booth the proud dad.
"....which makes me completely nuts." "My coping theory of hate?" HEE.
WHY DID THEY PUT HIM DOWN!! HATE.
Poor Ripley. And poor Hodgie. Must all my TV crushes be sad?
5x4:
Great, an OCD victim. Love that. Not.
"Crazy boy" is indeed offensive, Booth. Just be glad you don't have it.
God Brennan, inappropriate much? Hee.
Hello Zach! Aw, King of the Loony Bin. And Hodgie, you should probably NOT be doing that.
I don't want to see cognitive therapy. It is not fun. Seriously.
Not that sort of "satisfy", Angie... Also, could someone tell her to talk to Hodgins?
Fucking agent.
New guy? Go away.
....Zach?! WTF. And hee!
...this is just so sad. I hate OCD.
6x4:
GROSS. GROSS. GROOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. No, really - GROOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Also, FIX THE OTP.
Aw-kwaaard...
Fischer looks dirty.
I've always wanted a cubicle like that, for some odd reason. It seems sort of cosy.
...the fuck did that guy just put on his sandwich? Coloured, frosted flakes? Shaped like toys?
Brennan so rocks at the girl talk. Bless.
"Tell them I confused you with a corpse." HEE.
"She probably spent a little time rolling around the copy room floor." That's normal.
"severe post-mortem damage." No shit, Sherlock.
Well finally someone TALKS, at least. There's something.
A lot of talking all of a sudden.
"NO, I was gonna say something much more romantic than that!" WELL I HOPE SO.
...it can't be good business to sell office supplies online?
I do like Fischer more than any other test squint.
....so why the fuck can't you just get back together? More Montana cabins?
I sort of love Cam's pep talks, really do.
...stapler? Nice.
"Patty has sex with someone who then throws a stapler at her? Odd work environment." HEEEE.
"Death by office supplies." Nice.
Aw, everyone was talking so well!
Don't Indians count as Asians? But nevermind.
Sucks to manage to rupture someone's aneurysm, really. There's a reason for not to throw staplers at people.
People, get out of the office sometime.
But seriously - fine if you throw a stapler at someone (well, NOT, but still) - but the fuck would you throw them down an elevator shaft for?
I want that chair.
Or not.
7x4:
Sigh, last ep. But of course I'm watching it now.
What are those on, LSD? Also, that would be a skeleton, my friend. They tend to show up on this show. A lot.
I just made the same face as Sweets, independently. Creepy.
"Like a hose?" HEE.
I know, empty the sea and send it to the Jeffersonian!
Rambly dude has a pretty nice accent.
I'd love to be all "FBI here, calling about a breast implant..."
Patricia Whatnow?
Pastor with breast implants? I'm with Booth, that's sort of odd.
HEEEE, Murray. Good one. But... OK not totally wrong after all.
Can't anyone help the OTP already?
Of course I read the episode descriptions up until December on Wikipedia, too. Why the hell did I do that? *headdesk*
I oiled my hair today. Now it's oily. I can't imagine why.