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[anoddbatch]

Fitness Celebrity and Television Personality, John Basedow is Still Missing in Phuket, Thailand - Feared Deceased

Fitness celebrity and television personality, John Basedow, best known for his fitness video commercials has been missing in Phuket, Thailand since December 26th, 2004.     (PRWEB) January 2, 2005 -- Fitness celebrity and television

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[lamemonument]

So the Fitness Made Simple ad with the background of smoothly flowing water seems really creepy now. And don't knock vacationing in Phuket, where else can one expect to find thirteen year old girls shooting ping-pong balls out of/smoking cigarettes with their vaginas.

[anoddbatch]

And it gives whole new meaning to the Fitness Made Simple ad with John Basedow standing in the flaming pits of hell...

[lamemonument]

True. And to think that this whole time I was under the impression that man-boobs could be used as flotation devices.