who all of 'em
what shinee in their drunken stupors
fandom shinee
title with lips curled back
rating pg-13
etc i just wanted to write out how each member would act/be if they were intoxicated. taemin and jjong didn't exactly come out the way i'd planned or hoped, but WHATEVER. 8)
onew
when jinki drinks his cheeks immediately turn red. it doesn't matter what large or little amount he consumes, his stare turns into a squint and he's warmer than another other member sitting at the table or wandering the dance floor. he doesn't remember the names of the gold and green liquids - not being able to have more than three or four before he's completely left in a stupor of his own bizarre. half falling off a chair with his arms drooped at his sides, thinking about what it'd be like if he hit the floor and surprised when a hiccup disrupts his clumsy laughter.
taemin
there is a charm that comes with being the youngest and taemin knows how to use it in his advantage. the collector of names and numbers. almost a little far-fetched how he's able to control the room with one thrust of his skinny hips; all eyes filling up on him instead of whatever they'd ordered. the one with the icy state of mind who knows the bathroom like the back of his hand. drunk enough to let you take the lead but always alert enough to be the one in real control. did he even really have a drink or are you just too fucking wasted to care? he's a little too shameless with his leg around another, head tilted back and spinning into the next morning.
jonghyun
jonghyun doesn't necessarily like to drink and it's rare enough that he does. but if they go out and he decides okay it better be strong because there are only so many ways a man can grow some hair. whiskey. gin. the occasional jagerbomb. nothing the other boys are drinking. he follows himself into a completely different world, surrounded by strangers and plucked from the shadow usually casted over him. strong face blushed with an asian pink, uneasy to ignore but easy to keep a distance from. sitting hollow in his shallow grave - never drunk enough to actually say so, but riled up enough, breathed hitched and constantly mocked by a belt of laughter; a scoff.
minho
minho doesn't mind a drink now and then and when they do all go out he's the only one nursing bottles of beer. the other drinks are too sweet and it was only ok when taemin would point and laugh at the faces he made because of it the first three or four times. as the alcohol makes its way through his system the rapper's body temperature rises, making the corners of his mouth continually pull back, grin larger with every new bottle he claims as his own. a slow drinker but a faithful one and the only member who thinks the eggs and ketchup smell as good as they really are because he lacks the inner judgment of the killer hangover.
key
as almighty as kibum claims to be, his hands and clothes are always a mess the next day. sticky like the brim of a salted glass after too many licks. The Sloppy Drinker. affectionate and loud but only during this special television offer (call before time runs out!). easy to push around and even easier to persuade to do something he doesn't need to be doing. one too many shots in less than two hours of time before he's under the table and drooling on minho's pant leg in deep sleep. the thump of the music doesn't even bother him, only enchant him and pull him deeper into the lullaby life of the dreamworld■