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IMPORTANT
Information Officer's Log:
Location: Earth, Orion Arm, Milky Way Galaxy.
Mission Status: Resumed!.
Upon the re-opening of this mission, it is this Unit (nee: "The Solomon Family")'s intention to complete, without question, an in-depth study of the human race and its resulting human condition (for the glory of The Home-world). As we blend seamlessly with this planet's tiny, amusing, un-evovled, vertebrate inhabitants, our resulting goals shall be as follows:
-To confront all human problems to understand the human experience.
-To function as the perfect human beings, complete with related flaws (thereby attaining success by functioning...imperfectly. Perfectly. Imperfectly perfectly).
-To ascertain (re: this species' insistance on calling itself "The Human Race") who is winning.
-To answer once and for all that which has plagued the minds of interstellar travelers since the dawn of time: just exactly how easy are Earth girls?
-To boldly go where no man has gone before.
-To not make a difference to this planet or its inhabitants on a global level (such as: blowing it up).
-Etc.
There are some things in life money can't buy, for everything else: there's this mission statement.
End transmission.
Information Officer's Log:
Location: Earth, Orion Arm, Milky Way Galaxy.
Mission Status: Resumed!.
Upon the re-opening of this mission, it is this Unit (nee: "The Solomon Family")'s intention to complete, without question, an in-depth study of the human race and its resulting human condition (for the glory of The Home-world). As we blend seamlessly with this planet's tiny, amusing, un-evovled, vertebrate inhabitants, our resulting goals shall be as follows:
-To confront all human problems to understand the human experience.
-To function as the perfect human beings, complete with related flaws (thereby attaining success by functioning...imperfectly. Perfectly. Imperfectly perfectly).
-To ascertain (re: this species' insistance on calling itself "The Human Race") who is winning.
-To answer once and for all that which has plagued the minds of interstellar travelers since the dawn of time: just exactly how easy are Earth girls?
-To boldly go where no man has gone before.
-To not make a difference to this planet or its inhabitants on a global level (such as: blowing it up).
-Etc.
There are some things in life money can't buy, for everything else: there's this mission statement.
End transmission.