I got a real life job!

At the Market Street Cinema!

With Jacob!

I'm so hip, working at the local indie movie theater!

AS AN UPDATE:

My birthday was a kingly birthday.

I have a new camera-super-rich-kid phone! And a new picture printer! And a new (very pretty) fountain pen!

And books! A veritable mountain of books!

Phillip got me the Zombie Survival Guide for my birthday. It's probably the single best present I have recieved to date ( Read more... )

The Something Awful today is an article I think every "indie-kid" needs to think about and contemplate deeply.

http://www.artlebedev.com/portfolio/optimus/

Holy shit.

I got a 5 on the AP English test.

Huzzahs.

EDIT: And I will say, simply to be informative, that only one person at Parkview recieved a 5 on his/her AP English test.

See: Latest "The Boondocks"

I shaved.

Now my face is bleeding.

Yikes.

Some people just don't respect Mayor Fantastic and all the hard work he puts into the thriving Sim-Metropolis of Hip Hopington.

Over 300,000 people! Yay!

Today the Democrat-Gazette printed a letter containing the word "niggernado" (like "tornado"). Goddamn, Arkansas.