hehe

[anoll]

 two fish are in a tank,

one looks at the other one

and says:

"I don't know how to drive this thing."

a panda walks into a bar, orders and eats a sandwich, then shoots the waitress in the face.
he gets up to leave and the bartender asks him what the hell he is doing.
The panda says, "well I am a panda."
the bartender asks what that has to do with

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[ecoskink]

two muffins are baking in the oven
one says "hey it's pretty hot in here, eh?"
and the other one looks frightened and says "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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