Waking Up With Pants OffsydneysconverseMay 11 2012, 23:43:09 UTC
Maybe he shouldn't have started wearing tight jeans again.
Maybe he shouldn't have been carrying his phone in his back pocket.
Maybe he shouldn't have whipped it out in a bathroom stall at a venue where he was supposed to go sing to kids who were just hoping he'd announce his solo career was over and FOB was going out of hiatus.
Maybe he shouldn't have been thinking about Pete in the first place.
Regardless, he did and was and has and will always, and he's arching his back and biting his lip and grunting and groaning and the door's locked and there's nobody here and he can- he can- "Pete, fuck, fuck, Pete, Pete,"
And then, tinny and small, 'what? hello? Patrick?' and then "Ohh, oh fuck Pete!" And then his hips hit the wall again and it hangs the phone up, apparently, because when he's able to breathe again, he digs the phone out and stupid fucking son of a bitch and there it is, on his recent calls,
/pete. 10:43/
Fuck. He debates with himself, wars with himself, and then,
Re: Waking Up With Pants OffsydneysconverseMay 12 2012, 16:59:23 UTC
Brilliant! I love this! Thank you, so much! Oh, I wonder how that conversation goes... Does Pete know, or not? These are the questions that will haunt me. lol Thanks again for writing!
At Four In The AfternoonsydneysconverseMay 12 2012, 17:32:19 UTC
well, in my mind, pete knows. but he's gonna see if Patrick says anything. and then patrick says, 'hey we should meet for coffee after my show' and pete makes all kinds of innuendo at the little hole-in-the-wall they go to. which leads to patrick being all like wtf pete!? and then he rants and reveals his ~feelings. and pete's like lol dude i've loved you for like 9 years. and then they go to the bathroom and there is celebratory BJs. (also pete has no gag reflex)
Maybe he shouldn't have been carrying his phone in his back pocket.
Maybe he shouldn't have whipped it out in a bathroom stall at a venue where he was supposed to go sing to kids who were just hoping he'd announce his solo career was over and FOB was going out of hiatus.
Maybe he shouldn't have been thinking about Pete in the first place.
Regardless, he did and was and has and will always, and he's arching his back and biting his lip and grunting and groaning and the door's locked and there's nobody here and he can- he can- "Pete, fuck, fuck, Pete, Pete,"
And then, tinny and small, 'what? hello? Patrick?' and then "Ohh, oh fuck Pete!" And then his hips hit the wall again and it hangs the phone up, apparently, because when he's able to breathe again, he digs the phone out and stupid fucking son of a bitch and there it is, on his recent calls,
/pete. 10:43/
Fuck. He debates with himself, wars with himself, and then,
/ring/
/ring/
/ri- "Hey Pattycakes,"
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and then patrick says, 'hey we should meet for coffee after my show'
and pete makes all kinds of innuendo at the little hole-in-the-wall they go to.
which leads to patrick being all like wtf pete!? and then he rants and reveals his ~feelings.
and pete's like lol dude i've loved you for like 9 years.
and then they go to the bathroom and there is celebratory BJs.
(also pete has no gag reflex)
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