-Yo white boy! You're a mutant-The grocery store down the street is selling (frozen, transported by ship) kangaroo meat at 60 bucks a kilogram. In Australia, the shit's cheaper than beef and used as pet food. Here, the newly rich who need to waste their money just convince themselves it's a gourmet product (all in the eye of the beholder, I s' ( Read more... )

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I was going through the channels just now, when I stumbled by "Adventure 1" -- a channel from the UK devoted to airing "adventurous" programming. Occasionally this has taken the form of skateboard competitions, which I like, so it's not a total waste of a channel. But I flipped by there today, and saw something in those one and a half seconds I ( Read more... )

it's really funny what Sex Ed programs used to teach in the fifties...
Conception, also known as fertilization, is when the sperm unites with the egg...this is when life begins.
---In a healthy relationship, women require financial support and men require admiration.
---The belief that using a condom helps prevent the spread of STDs is not supported ( Read more... )

There's a new AIM virus going around that's interactive. It has the infected user send you a file, and then replies to anything said after that with "lol its not its a virus" -- expect every teenage girl in the country to be infected in a week... "but I like totally asked if it was a virus! And it like totally sounded just like Kylie when it ( Read more... )

Hmm, apparently since Sergio Leone, the dude who wrote "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly" was Italian, the IMDb puts the movie up with the Italian title. This despite the movie initially being released in America and not containing one word of Italian, so far as I know. I guess since it's the International Movie Database and shit. Whatever.. the ( Read more... )

Sung to the tune of.. you'll figure it out:Gods rest ye, Unitarians, let nothing you dismay ( Read more... )

The number 1 story on the website of Iceland's newspaper today: "Good smell found in New York ( Read more... )

I've being flooded by month-old notification emails today telling me people have replied to my comments/posts. They're all the notifications I didn't get at the time, but now they're coming in droves. I guess the notification system isn't then *broken* per se... just fucking retarded.

At least you're not the person whose job it is to translate shit like this into Icelandic. This movie contained the following ( Read more... )