Part 1

[anonmeme_dr]

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[maple_sickles]

[in a particularly septic mood, but trying not to let it show]

[lips pressed firmly together, he is dressing in a slightly nicer version of his at-home clothing; a black long-sleeved tee and his better pair of jeans]

[checks his watch; Germany is due in 5 minutes]

[yells down the hall in a slightly peevish tone]

Dear, are you and Matthew ready and in order?

[maplediscipline]

[kid is still giving you scary death eyes]

[to his mom:]

He's making it safe for the present?

[maple_sickles]

[has a file folder in ready order]

...Here, this is all of them.

[consent forms, Hold Harmless and Indemnify forms, all sorts of waivers and disclaimers]

[re-educations are off the books and done in utter secret]

[maple_sickles]

[nods at the nation]

Yes, he's making it safe for the present.

[your sibling may have bumped mom at the moment, feel that?]

See? He's found that everything is safe and fine.

[small tight smile to Germany]

[bake_einsamcake]

[quickly looks away from the child's intense stare, turning to the offered folder instead]

[starts leafing through it]

Hm.

I want to take this with me. You likely already made copies of all documents, but if not we can do so beforehand. In any case you will get it back as soon as I have traced and checked on your clients. Rest assured that I will be swift.

[lets his gaze wander from Matthew senior to discipline!anon]

[locks eyes with her, not returning her smile, his mind working - who is this anon really? is the kind woman he knows her true personality? why in the world did she choose this life?]

[maplediscipline]

[does not approve of the staring]

[sort of spreads himself out in her lap like a tiny human--humanish--shield]

[maple_sickles]

[VERY displeased scowl]

They are all in order, but I don't think I need to impress upon you how delicate those documents are.

Our clients prefer their privacy, and you snooping around them may well tamper with our business.

[sidelong glance at son; such a good boy, defending mommy like that]

[would like very much to put a pen in Germany's eye socket, but... temper, temper, Matthew. All will be well.]

[maple_sickles]

[holds little Matthew to her]

[hold tightens a little as Germany continues to stare]

We are giving you, Mr. Germany, records that hold to be extremely sensitive information.

[and all the records that she knows of]

If you are planning on checking up on our clients, how will you go about doing so?

[brushes her son's hair with fingers gently]

It's okay, Matthew.

[bake_einsamcake]

[turns to Matthew senior]

I am well aware. However I told you I'd be discreet, and you can take me at my word.

[looks back at discipline!anon]

Rest assured that none of your clients will be personally contacted by me; I'll merely ensure that they have been going about their business as usual after visiting your... establishment. Nobody will notice anything.

[tucks the folder under his arm; straightens his posture]

Now let us continue. I want to see the rest of the house.

[maplediscipline]

I don't want him in my room.

[maple_sickles]

[still peevish though slightly mollified]

Understood.

[lingering glance at discipline!anon, their son, and their baby-to-be]

Come along then, Germany.

[will attempt to steer him away from little Matthew's room--nothing to see there (yet) anyway]

[maple_sickles]

I see, Mr. Germany.

[nods]

[slowly stands, holding son]

He'll take a look only, I think.

Let us continue to the main rooms, shall we?

[brisk tone]

1/2

[bake_einsamcake]

[nods curtly and follows, making sure her husband walks in front of him as well]

2/2

[bake_einsamcake]

[the inspection of the rest of the house - including the child's room, protests nonwithstanding - and the garden doesn't yield any more noteworthy results]

Well.

I think this would be all then.

[stands at the front door, letting his gaze wander over the family's faces one more time]

...

Thank you for your cooperation. I'll return with your papers within the next five days.

Re: 2/2

[maplediscipline]

You better.

[slightly mollified since Germany didn't take any of his stuff. Sharing is better when it's other people doing it.]

[maple_sickles]

[eyes flinty and smile fake]

[life was much easier when he was just trying to jump Germany's bones or get the snot beaten out of himself by Germany]

[how times have changed]

Yes, we'll be expecting the documents' safe return.

Have a ...pleasant afternoon.