I. (Action/Phone)

[anonnomnomnom]

A. 2240 Stevens Rd.[There is nothing more confusing than waking up in clothes you don't own, in a body that isn't your own, all of the above garnished by the fact that the room isn't yours, either

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A+B COMBO ATTACK

[trueazure]

[Oh God. Oh God naked boy talking on the phone in her house what is this even.]

Um. You might want to put on clothes before you use the phone. And there's no tournament or anything, so far as I know.

Please put on clothes.

OH MY.

[anonnomnomnom]

[ A familiar voice! It'll take him a few moments to place it, though, he's so distracted.

Also what is modesty, he just tilts his head at her.]

Is that a rule in the human world? I don't recognize those clothes, anyway, so is it actually okay for me to wear them?

[trueazure]

Yes. It's a rule. It's definitely a rule.

[BLUSHING AND TRYING NOT TO LOOK]

[anonnomnomnom]

Oh. Hmmm.

... Where did I put them again?

[He leaves the phone alone for now and stands there for a sec, looking around. He really doesn't know this house well.]

How do you know for sure this isn't a trial, anyway?

A + B TOO

[itwasshambles]

[Just sort of watching with a disapproving frown from around the corner or doorway something. He's going to say something about the clothes but only after he gets an idea of how these telephone boxes work.]

[anonnomnomnom]

[Human senses are soooooo duuuull but every son can feel the patriarch's aura of disapproval! Anyway, he can sense a creeper that he's being watched, somewhat.]

You're not very good at hide-and-seek, you know. You might as well come on out now.

[itwasshambles]

[Standing across the room isn't hiding. It's observing. But he steps from the doorway --it was totally a doorway-- into the room.]

Is there any particular reason you're undressed?

[You should fix that. Now.]

[anonnomnomnom]

[Sweet merry jesus, what a glare. Maybe you should observe a little less intensely. He's completely unaffected, however.]

I was trying to figure out why I didn't look the way I was supposed to. You're not supposed to change the way you look overnight, normally.

[Actually, yes he is, but you don't know that.]

Phone!!

[doublerinbow]

[what a cheery sounding guy. That, along with all of the human this human that, is what prompts Rin to respond. After all, she relates to the plight of waking up in the wrong body.]

Actually, you called everyone! And this isn't a tournament, you've been jacked. ♪

[anonnomnomnom]

Ah, like a conference call? Sorry! I guess these phones are a little more complicated than they look.

[You can't see it, but he's being baffled at the phone right now. Seriously, how do you end up misdialing everyone.]

Haha, I wasn't sure it was a tournament either... but what do you mean by 'jacked'? [Way to be slangy vague.]

[doublerinbow]

It's okay, everyone does it. ♪

[Rin's not even sure when is the last time she's called someone privately. The things you get used to, right?]

Anyway, when I say jacked I mean jacked. As in hijacked and maybe even jacked-in. There's supposed to be an element of virtual reality to this place, but I can't tell you much about that. ♪

1/2

[anonnomnomnom]

... Huh? You can only call everyone on these?

[That's such a weird idea for a phone. He will continue being absolutely baffled.]

C

[distortits]

[Omg

WHAT

THERE SHALL BE NO DOG-EATING, NOT ON HER WATCH.]

H-HEY, DON'T DO THAT!!

[anonnomnomnom]

[LOOK YOU MADE HIM JUMP AND DROP THE DOG.

That probably hurt the dog more than attempted nomming, gosh.

Anyway, now he's just staring. And pouting a little.]

... What'd you do that for?

[distortits]

[SUCCESS I mean, oh well.

Siiigh.]

Sorry, but I had to stop from trying to eat the dog. You're not supposed to do that, actually.

[anonnomnomnom]

[Y U DO DIS He looks after the dog for a moment, but it's scampering away pretty fast, and he visibly gives up.

With a shrug, he sits down on the grass.]

How come? It was just wandering around, so I thought it was a stray.

C

[motherofjegus]

[Dolorosa is just going for a walk when she sees a younger human trying to eat some animals. She calls out to him] I was not under the impression that humans hunted the wild for nourishment.

[anonnomnomnom]

[He blinks around the unfortunate pigeon that's trying to scratch his eyes out. Without his powers, this nomming thing is somehow way harder.]

Eh? But I'm not a human! And I'm not hunting, not really.

[Though, upon reflection, you could call it hunting. But he's not just going to blurt out his secrets like that!]

[motherofjegus]

[she straightens out her skirt] Forgive me, I cannot really tell one species from another as we all look like this. Except for those who have regained their original bodies. What a curious place.

If you're not hunting then what are you doing to the wingbeast?

[anonnomnomnom]

[He gives the pigeon a dubious look and shakes it a little, like that'll make it easier to swallow. The pigeon stubbornly remains scratchy and too big.]

... That's okay. Looks like I'm not the only one who had some weird changes happen in this place, that's a relief!

But did you say there's a way to change back?

[Is he avoiding the question or did he just get too distracted by that revelation? The world may never know.]