I dreamed I had this huge mansion with a jacuzzi that was made of stairs so it went all the way to the bottom floor. It actually belonged to that guy who plays the old man in Modern Family and we had a legal fight over who owned it.
i woke up and remembered i had an assignment due today and i was like fuuuuck but i went back to sleep, and then in my sleep i dreamed the prof told me that it was okay and i could hand in everything the last day of the semester if i wanted to
but then i rly woke up and checked my syllabus and its not due til monday AND class is optional today B))))
i was minding my own business, sitting on the potty, when i look down and there's a HUGE FUCKING HAIRY SPIDER between my legs crawling around with his nasty self omg
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but then i rly woke up and checked my syllabus and its not due til monday AND class is optional today B))))
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it was glorious
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i plan on doing that + consuming a bottle of cheap liquor saturday after a presentation i have to do
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Rood
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i was minding my own business, sitting on the potty, when i look down and there's a HUGE FUCKING HAIRY SPIDER between my legs crawling around with his nasty self omg
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or a movie with a good drinking game?
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