omg i had this crazy dream last night and i felt like recording it somewhere. i dreamed that it was the 90s and naomi campbell had died and i was, somehow, able to attend her funeral. delta work was also there, under a slightly different drag name-- like sister delta of perpetual indulgence or something like that-- and i was wondering who she was connected with in order to be in attendance. there was this giant screen behind naomi's casket and on it, after everyone had a seat, was projected this message from naomi, herself, that she had recorded before her death. i can't recall much of what she was talking about, but it was some loopy spiritual nonsense about how humanity can all be traced back to these ten tribes from africa, and how three of the ten tribes were thought to have been lost due to some mystical reasoning, blah blah blah, and i just remember looking around and thinking that i was experiencing some totally surreal shit. it wasn't a lucid dream, but i was definitely questioning what all was going on around me. i even
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dreams are so fascinating how your mind just makes up crazy scenarios. i had a dream last night that i was using my phone as a water bottle and i was so shocked when it stopped working
i grew up in the country and, since moving to an urban area nearly ten years ago, i frequently find myself laughing at the stupid shit city slickers do. the tenants in one of the first floor apartments of this row house that's been converted into a five-unit apartment building, who act like they own the whole damn property, erected a cheap, collapsible canopy in the small backyard... right underneath a tree. lol.
last night i dreamed that i was a current-day fashion model and mariah carey's pr team contacted me about pretending to be her longest-running on-again, off-again boyfriend. the publicity story was that i the subject of the most hit singles in history. (i can't remember all of the songs that were purported to be about me, but "my all" and "heartbreaker" were definitely in the mix.) everywhere i went, all i would hear was "he's the love of mariah carey's life," and we even made a few appearances together. it was really fucking weird... especially considering the facts that: 1. i'm gay and 2. i was wasn't even a teenager until 2000, which would mean those songs were written about a woman dating a prepubescent boy. wtf?! why am i dreaming about pretend dating a pedo mariah carey?!
does anyone else remember that video i think its from the late 00's that was uploaded on youtube, it was of these 2 hipster art school girlies they were in like an apartment doing like a mini art performance. they had a can of fake spaghetti o's and one of the starts opening it and it had like this black gooey stuff idk what that was, then the other one starts cutting a hole on the crotch of her jeans and she sticks her finger in the hole and her fingers get covered with the same black stuff that the can had. i remember it was like the first viral youtube videos it had a dark web type of vibe.
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