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[anonymegs]

ok i am already tired of listening to the LJ's training the puppy.
"ow. Bella NO."
"Ow. Ow. Bella nO."
"Bella. Bella. NO."
then they are supposed to leave the room when she doesn't respond.
WHIMPER WHIMPER BARK BARK BARK
"Bella. No. Good Girl."

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[thghtlesswords]

Beat her when no one is looking.

One or two good kicks to the ribs should be enough to get her to calm down...

KIDDING. Aww puppy.

[anonymegs]

Yeah. I like puppies in theory. but what I have come to realize is that I really like it when other people have puppies.
I realized this when I came down the stairs and the puppy was sitting there by some poo AND some pee... on the floor... nice. So i punted her.

Just kidding. I just told Ian that his puppy had done her business on the floor and went out for a coffee.