Maybe the Yankees will relive what happened in that one Simpsons episode- where Mr. Burns 'hires' all these baseball studs so that they can play on the company softball team, then the day of the big game, all this crazy shit happens to them (to be said in one breath--> gigantism, falling in a 'hole', being arrested, pretending they're a chicken, being exposed to too much radiation, being in a bar fight, being fired for having 'sideburns', and helping some woman rescue her family and other sorts of belongings from a fire) and then they have to rely on the trusty ol' blue-collared joes as before... except for Strawberry... who used to be a Yankee... and had nothing happen to him...
but he's in jail now (or rehab?)- so I guess they won't have to worry about him...
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Fuck. I forgot. They are the Yankees. Nothing bad happens to the Yankees.
Re: GO DODGERS!anonymousjoshFebruary 24 2004, 21:11:37 UTC
Hahaha...speaking of the Dodgers, they haven't done much of anything over the offseason as far as getting some bats in the line up as they should b/c they were terrible in that area last year. Only good thing is pitching...which will carry them, but runs are always good :)
Re: GO DODGERS!foosixFebruary 24 2004, 21:27:52 UTC
Dude, I know... Their lineup was just pathetic last season... and then there's their supposed stud (Green) who was in a slump the entire time and the press rode him for it...
Their pitching was always good... they had a good rotation last year- but despite the pitching's decent stats, they still lost a lot of close ballgames because they couldn't depend on their lineup- which was for shit...
I'm guessing you're an Angel fan- iono why, but I just am guessing that you are... (I hope you didn't just jump the halos bandwagon, and you just started rooting for them, haha)... I think they're good, I just like the National League and the whole Dodgers organization and whatnot- and I've been a fan of theirs since I was a little kid... but the Angels are cool, too... I'm not one of those freeway series haters where they go on about how their team rules and the other team sucks...
Anywho- here's to some good ballgames in the future!!
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but he's in jail now (or rehab?)- so I guess they won't have to worry about him...
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Fuck. I forgot. They are the Yankees. Nothing bad happens to the Yankees.
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Their pitching was always good... they had a good rotation last year- but despite the pitching's decent stats, they still lost a lot of close ballgames because they couldn't depend on their lineup- which was for shit...
I'm guessing you're an Angel fan- iono why, but I just am guessing that you are... (I hope you didn't just jump the halos bandwagon, and you just started rooting for them, haha)... I think they're good, I just like the National League and the whole Dodgers organization and whatnot- and I've been a fan of theirs since I was a little kid... but the Angels are cool, too... I'm not one of those freeway series haters where they go on about how their team rules and the other team sucks...
Anywho- here's to some good ballgames in the future!!
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