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Aug 17, 2006 22:25

My favourite out of context quotes of the day:
"No day, those are for the feminists"
"YOU CAN'T FIRE ME! I don't work in this van"



[20:08] Rev. John W.: Whats up
[20:08] molly maniacal: not much how goes
[20:08] molly maniacal: it
[20:08] Rev. John W.: sitting in KY, on me computer
[20:09] molly maniacal: do they have jelly there? oooh first lube joke of the day
[20:10] Rev. John W.: Nope, I pondered that this is where it was invented earlier
[20:10] molly maniacal: gotta admit. a bit disappointed
[20:10] Rev. John W.: Well, It had to be done
[20:14] Rev. John W.: but dont worry there will b e much more lube jokes tonight
[20:14] molly maniacal: oh thank god
[20:14] molly maniacal: seriously what's the world coming to if there aren't people to make lube jokes in kentucky
[20:15] molly maniacal: there has to be since they're not making the lube there
[20:15] Rev. John W.: oh I think they are
[20:15] Rev. John W.: I'll find out soon enough
[20:16] Rev. John W.: I guess Bowling Green is the Confederate capitol of Kentucky
[20:17] molly maniacal: oooh you'd have to go bowling there
[20:18] Rev. John W.: I really want to, depends on if there is a bowling alleyu
[20:18] molly maniacal: you should make sure to lube the balls though
[20:18] Rev. John W.: I always do.
[20:20] molly maniacal: I wonder how that would sound under a parabolic mic
[20:20] Rev. John W.: Lubed balls, or me talking about lubing my balls?
[20:21] molly maniacal: well I was referring to a lubed ball going down the alley, but talking while lubing your balls might be rather thought provoking
[20:24] Rev. John W.: It gives me alot to think about
[20:25] molly maniacal: oh how I've longed for such intellectual discourse

[20:21] Zero: go to (Link: http://www.oldchurchinn.com)www.oldchurchinn.com
[20:22] molly maniacal: I listen to no man!!!!
[20:23] Zero: you will listen to me woman
[20:24] molly maniacal: neeeeeeeeeeeeevaaaaaaaaah! *drops the town and begins to run like a gazelle*
[20:24] Zero: you freak me out
[20:24] molly maniacal: you love it
[20:24] molly maniacal: towel, not town
[20:24] Zero: sometimes
[20:24] molly maniacal: though town is just as funny

[21:37] molly maniacal: oh man, we gotta go see snakes on a plane. . . and throw rubber snakes
[21:37] *** Auto-response from Zero: I am online, but may be away from my computer right now.
[21:40] Zero: haha
[21:45] molly maniacal: it's brilliant. don't lie
[21:46] Zero: oh... I thought you were talking about penis's and condoms
[21:46] molly maniacal: wtf
[21:46] Zero: snakes and rubber snakes
[21:48] Zero: am I right?
[21:49] molly maniacal: snakes on a plane with rubber snakes
[21:49] molly maniacal: oh man oh man
[21:49] molly maniacal: dood,
[21:50] molly maniacal: we're bringing rubber snakes. . . oooon the plane!!!!
[21:50] Zero: PORN
[21:50] Zero: are you indicating something?
[21:50] molly maniacal: not at all
[21:50] molly maniacal: in all seriousness we go to walmart and buy false snakes and then throw them at each other on the plane
[21:51] Zero: I think that would be a horrible idea
[21:51] molly maniacal: and by horrible you mean hilariously brilliant
[21:51] Zero: no, I mean, get us kicked off the plane
[21:52] molly maniacal: party pooper
[21:53] Zero: why can't we just stick with the condoms idea?
[21:53] molly maniacal: throw condoms at people?
[21:54] Zero: sure
[21:54] molly maniacal: only if I can put snakes in the condoms
[21:54] Zero: hehe
[21:54] Zero: sure...
[21:55] molly maniacal: no
[21:55] molly maniacal: noooo
[21:55] molly maniacal: bad zero

man so I'm still kinda down but I'm taking some time out in tampa which is kinda helping, also had a good conversaion that helped sort my head out. Owen rules. I'm sooooooo exited about moe.Down. my PML is on the 7th. then really nothing to do till graduation at the end of september. I have to poop.
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