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[anosognosian]

Haven’t even heard of somethin’ called a ‘Computer’ until I woke up to this mess, oi. an’ I don’t like ‘em already

This have somethin’ to do with-…don’t think they’d do that Either way they sure hit hard enough ta’ beat Gramp’s kicks to tha’ head.

Guess the only way is up then literally. Tha’ name is Lavi, citizen. Who are ya’?

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[mr_computer]

Good morning, Citizen Lavi-R-DGM-1!

Welcome to Alpha Complex!

[anosognosian]

...Right. Good Mornin' and all those pleasantries aside, yeah?

Where tha' hell is this?

[mr_computer]

Alpha Complex is a wonderful utopian city residing safely and securely beneath the Earth's surface! It is filled with happy Citizens who live lives free of treason and/or Communism!

[anosognosian]

M' thinkin' there's been some sort of mistake, yeah?

Where's my Innocence?

[j_enigmatic]

Oh? Are we doing introductions?

Yoshiya Kiryu.

[anosognosian]

Tell me you ain't from here either, yeah?

[j_enigmatic]

Not at all.

Charming place, isn't it?

[anosognosian]

Charmin' ain't exactly tha' word I'd use.

...You're awful calm for bein' kidnapped, stuffed underground an' given some crap 'bout not having enough Clearance Levels ta' find out anythin', ain't ya?

[randomcruelty]

Query: Haven't even heard of a computer?

Mockery: I wasn't aware meatbags could sink so low.

[anosognosian]

...Meatbag?

Jus' what are ya'?

[randomcruelty]

Information: I am one of the finest assassination droids you will ever see.

Elaboration: I also double as a protocol droid and, more recently, as a Glee Quota Adjutant.

[anosognosian]

You're tha' only droid I've ever seen.

Glee Quota Adjutant does what, s'actly?