Dear God

[anothabrownface]

I can't move my neck, my left arm lifts about a quarter of its normal radius, both arms and legs are cut to shit, I think I ate some grass, and by the feel of my ass as I sit at my computer chair, I am pretty sure someone annaly violated me with their knee or fist or something. So football with Joe D's friends was fucking awesome. I have to

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[maritzaq7]

sounds like you got whipped. Hope your not in too much pain.

That could only mean one thing:

[lluvia152]

YOU WENT TO MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL!!!!