Comments | anothabrownface: Jeebus Age Chriss! What the Fuck, Pedrica?

anothabrownface

Jeebus Age Chriss! What the Fuck, Pedrica?

Oct 10, 2003 10:53

Good God, it has been a while since I have posted anything of remote relevance to the world in this abomination of a journal. Cell phones are my beef today. Actually it is not cell phones that I have a beef with, in general, just one specific cell phone, namely mine. We shall call her Pedrica for today's discussion. So Pedrica and I have been " ( Read more... )

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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm greenpixee October 11 2003, 07:31:21 UTC

teehee you wet yourself. i know who stalks you...and funny, she is dark.

drew. thegthang October 11 2003, 20:54:08 UTC

i didn't read your post. but the fact that you posted makes me happy.

HI! anonymous October 12 2003, 20:07:23 UTC

Hi drew, I think i know you. this is jenny. i think i met you the tournament before state, and you gave me a business card. hmm im not sure. anyways, im me msliechtenstein so i can find out if its really you!

jen again anonymous October 13 2003, 01:58:30 UTC

hmm maybe i didnt meet you... maybe i met someone else. hmm. dang why cant i remember? it was at the gilbert invitational last year that i met a mt. view kid.

Re: jen again anonymous October 13 2003, 02:08:44 UTC

wait you dont even go to mt view do you? hmm im a dumbass.

Re: jen again anothabrownface October 13 2003, 10:25:26 UTC

Dear Jenny,

I have probably judged you at some point, Ms. Yi, but the guy you met that you might be thinking of is my brother, Alex Knight. I went to Mt View many many many years ago and now I am old and withered. Sorry to disappoint you, but we shall meet again and a duel to the death shall ensue. Catch ya later.

drew

lluvia152 October 13 2003, 18:23:14 UTC

How exciting, I have the same story! I will tell the short version of mine since it has an inspirational ending.

I waited to break up with my phone, Sammy, until his warranty was up because I figured Sprint, the pimp, would buy my love by offering me a newer, hotter phone. So, I marched in 4 days after the end of my contract/warranty, when Sprint informed me that I could go to hell (or just not get a rebate on a hot phone). Then they laughed at me for waiting until my warranty was up. Then I made a sad face and they pretended my warranty was not up, and gave me a newer better man/phone anyway!! He has yet to be named. But, his panda is frolicking with the best of them. The end.

Moral: Go to sprint, make up story about why phone is all messed up, make sad face, pretend warranty is still good, get free phone.
Love,
Lorain