So I have been AWOL for quite a long while and I apologize to those who kinda only know what's going on or get your dose of Drew/Heroin through this ever changing internet feed. Anyway, I just got the internet in my new place and fuckin A' I love this new place almost as much as I love burritos, and let me tell you, I love me some burritos . . . I ( Read more... )

People who said happy birthday and will be blessed with superpowers after God transfers all of his divinity to me . . . I dug up some dirt on this "God" fellow. It seems he has quite a taste for the homicide if you know what I mean *cough*soddamandgamorrah*cough* . . . anyway, THE LIST ( Read more... )

So, I've been away for a bit and I left my live journal with a cynical-battery taste in it's mouth, but fine. Mexico was phattie like blunts and bitches at a Jay-Z concert . . . or Steve G's on a saturday night . . . drinking, joking, hilarity, Joe D, destruction, sins, lust, and general debauchery AND an upsetting of the ecosystem occured. I ( Read more... )

Issue: It's been a while since I found something really good to bitch about. You know, something that will both put a grin on your face, a clench in your fist, and a knot in your stomach all at the same time. Well, here you go. Thesis: Fucking Harry Potter ( Read more... )

Have you ever noticed that you start laughing to yourself because you are thinking of something really obscure and funny, but it may only be funny cause you have a weird sense of humor. Anyway, here are some things that I think are funny for some strange reason or another. It is 8:15 in the morning, so give me a break ( Read more... )

Oh man, I have the greatest neighbor's ever! One is a polish concentration camp survivor who has apparently gone virtually deaf. Huzzah! The others are these guys across the street, who we have affectionatley referred to as the Party Boys. Anyway, unbeknownst to me, I started a war with them by my fireworks show the other night. So sunday ( Read more... )

Tonight, I napped from 4:30 til 10:15. But last night was a whole different story. I went to work til 8pm or so, and when I got home there was a bag full of fireworks, just some baby M40's, but what the fuck I say, fire and explosions are fire and explosions in my world. Joe D and this kid DJ were involved. I especially mention DJ because he is ( Read more... )

Shit Happens: So I had a productive day. I wasted some time at the videogame place, hung out with Ryan and Joe D., worked for a few hours, ate a big dinner of half-price appetizers, (oh yeah that's right, half price, revere me) played some videogames, all in all, I was productive. So I settle in for the night. Pants come off, wifebeater ( Read more... )

Last night kind of sucked. I ended up going out at 10:30 cause I was trying to convince some other friends to go out with Ryan, jenna (Ryan's GF) and a few other assorted people, but they were being ass-heads, so I ended up getting the bowling alley a bit late. So I go to the front table and ask for a pair of shoes, and the lady says, "I would do ( Read more... )

I will update this shit later. But for now I decided to have some fun with this "20 Special Characteristics" thing. This also has some non-LJ users that read and post, so here goes ( Read more... )