I think I've narrowed the iPod-naming down to two options-both Star Wars derived, for no explicable reason: Ackbar or Chewie.

Thoughts?

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The average person blinks about 300 million times in their lifetime. The average blink lasts 300 to 400 milliseconds.[1] Do the math: The average person spends about three years and four months out of their life with their eyes closed, just from blinking. That's five percent of the average human life.[2]

Blink and you'll miss it.

Jordan: lol you should bring truth-or-dare jenga :D (yes, I just pre-lolled my own sentence)
Erinn: lol
Jordan: omg lolsplosion
Jordan: head for the hills, is the LOLageddon!
Erinn: lol
Erinn: I'm going to ( make a paint about that )

Milliner. A person who makes hats is called a milliner.

(It was driving me nuts on Friday that I couldn't remember this, but I forgot about it entirely until just now.)

I think it's funny how LiveJournal has a cutesy pink heart-covered theme this week, considering that 85% of tomorrow's LJ posts are going to be dedicated to how much this holiday (fauxliday?) sucks.

No judgments here, I'm just amused.

Here's a gadget whose invention is overdue: A banana cap. You see, often in the morning I'll slice half a banana over my cereal, and save the other half for later. But if I just leave it on the counter, the end where I sliced it will turn brownish and icky, and I'm always worried about bugs finding it. So I put it in a plastic baggie, which works ( Read more... )

Okay, every guy knows how many liters (and gallons) of water it takes to flush a standard public restroom urinal. But ( Read more... )

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Okay, so I was just bored enough to come up with hand gestures for Monkey-Ninja-Pirate-Robot-Zombie (MNPRZ). They are:


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