Doo dee doo dee doo, do
SCOPIN' FOR HOTTIES!
Doo dee doo dee doo, do
SCOPIN' FOR HOTTIES!
Doo dee doo dee doo, do
SCOPIN FOR HOTTIES!
Hotties, hotties, everywhere
It won't do you good to stare
Just wipe that stain off your underwear
Doo dee doo dee doo, do
SCOPIN' FOR HOTTIES!
Doo dee doo dee doo, do
SCOPIN' FOR HOTTIES!
Doo dee doo dee doo, do
SCOPIN' FOR HOTTIES!
Oh god, here's one now
Nevermind the unibrow
I think I'm going to have a cow
Doo dee doo dee doo, do
SCOPIN' FOR HOTTIES!
Doo dee doo dee doo, do
SCOPIN' FOR HOTTIES!
Doo dee doo dee doo, do
SCOPIN' FOR HOTTIES!
My, my, don't you see
These hotties aren't for you and me
We'll have to marry someone ugly
Doo dee doo dee doo, do
SCOPIN' FOR HOTTIES!
Doo dee doo dee doo, do
SCOPIN' FOR HOTTIES!
Doo dee doo dee doo, do
SCOPIN' FOR HOTTIES!
Ugliness bad, hotties good
Ugliness bad, hotties good
Ugliness bad, hotties goooooooooooooooood
(Fin)