alyosha does the meme dance
1)instead of having a driver's license in the open flap of his wallet, he has a hand crafted version of the periodic table of the elements (up to element Uub)
2)he doesn't know how to swim
3)his favourite movie is "red"
4)his favourite colour is "not red"
5)he once went 62 1/6 hours without sleep
6)he has been on a total of 1 and 1/2 dates with a total of three women, separately
7)he has been in love twice; fortunately or unfortunately - he has yet to decide - none of the three women he had the opportunity to have 1/2 date with happened to be the object of his love
8)although he has always been considered 'mature' (and more than merely because of his penchant for wearing worn, but still handsome three-piece suits) he is absolutely terrified of 'growing up'
9)he abandoned his up-to-that-point life-long goal of becoming a magician when, while performing at high school talent show, he actually made a bunny disappear, but couldn't bring it back.
10)he has never remembered a single one of his dreams, something which saddens him deeply
2)he doesn't know how to swim
3)his favourite movie is "red"
4)his favourite colour is "not red"
5)he once went 62 1/6 hours without sleep
6)he has been on a total of 1 and 1/2 dates with a total of three women, separately
7)he has been in love twice; fortunately or unfortunately - he has yet to decide - none of the three women he had the opportunity to have 1/2 date with happened to be the object of his love
8)although he has always been considered 'mature' (and more than merely because of his penchant for wearing worn, but still handsome three-piece suits) he is absolutely terrified of 'growing up'
9)he abandoned his up-to-that-point life-long goal of becoming a magician when, while performing at high school talent show, he actually made a bunny disappear, but couldn't bring it back.
10)he has never remembered a single one of his dreams, something which saddens him deeply