http://www.creativetechs.com/iq/make_the_logo_bigger_the_song.html

Anybody have any money to invest in AMD? I really think they can make a comeback and they are cheap as hell now.

These guys figured out how to turn any metal any color they want with a laser by making it reflect a certain wavelength and absorb the rest. It's supposed to physically change the surface of the metal so it shouldn't fade, peel, etc.

A good example was an engagement ring that matched the color of the fiance's eyes.

So yeah. I want my purple

I am so far past my 20 orgasms that I've lost count. It's like that vasectomy gave me super powers. I think I set a personal single day count best if you don't count the first time I discovered erotic stories online. I think I blew 20 loads that day. Seriously. Yay internet and being a teenager. Anyways, orgasms without pain are awesome ( Read more... )

FOX News is retarded. From past experience, I already knew this but this just illustrates the point. They aren't even remotely close to the truth. They are on the other side of the universe ( Read more... )

And another one bites the dust.

I think (not 100% sure) that this operation has cured a testicular pain that has plagued me since early college. I really hope it turns out that way. That would be so awesome.

I had one just now. I had one this morning before work. I had one last night. All of those were self-inflicted. I really need to buy more lube. The night before last night was due to Ash's amazing mouth.

Not real in depth but that is just too many to cover.

"I'm back, baby!"
- George Costanza

Well I have some important conclusions.

If I had access/knowledge to lube, a male masturbator and internet porn at the age of 13, I would have dropped out of school due to lack of attendance within 8 months. My current job would be homeless guy. I would masturbate in the libraries across Ohio. I would have to travel a lot so nobody would wise ( Read more... )

Some people might not want to hear this but some pro-life websites are quite scary to me ( Read more... )

Your dick is so small that if you split it in half, you would cause a nuclear explosion.

What do you think? I think it's funny.