Ugh, I hate my mom. What a goddamn bitch. She should dieee

I'm not going to elaborate. But yeah, I wouldn't mind if she got hit by a large truck. Being totally serious.

Me, my dad and my brother just walked home from the train station. What the fucking hell? The temperature is reaching torturous levels. Well, it's Memorial Day, which means it's pretty much Summer (do you capitalize that?). I will write about my three-day weekend later. For now, ( here )

I wanna date someone mentally retarded - the innocence of a boy with the body of a man

I am in the school library, and am supposed to be doing research for Geophysical Systems. But I don't really feel like it.

I recently became addicted to a stupid game my brother plays called MapleStory. It's like a mix between Neopets, Super Smash Brothers, and The Sims Online. I actually kind of made that up. But it's hella cool.

Yesterday it was really sunny and warm out, so I decided to lay down outside and enjoy it. So I was lying down on the bare floor of the deck, and I was tired, so I guess I fell asleep. The next thing I saw was my dad and brother standing over me, and a sheet was draped over me. I was like, wtf? Later I got really mad at my dad for waking me up, but ( Read more... )

Is it weird that this makes me laugh?


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( Me on the trapeze! )

Today (or, rather, yesterday - just - the 11th, dammit) I had to wake up early to go to the dentist for a cleaning. It was not a happy trip ( Read more... )

There's nothing to say, as usual. Things happen but when I finally get the chance to write about them, I decide that they're unworthy to be remembered ( Read more... )

A couple of nights ago I had a dream, and there were millions of little boys in it. There was this kid Sean Gallagher who I met at Daniel's birthday party, whenever that was. And then there was a cute little redhead who looked like he was 12 but he told me he was 19. It was weird. I love redheads though, goddammit ( Read more... )