Still feel shitty. This is real awesome*. Now a survey
*really gay.
If I were a month, I'd be: a doctor
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: A part of the Adams Family
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 4:20 so Jeci would love me =B har har har
If I were a planet, I'd be: Hoth
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: wet
If I were a direction, I'd be: upside down
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: futon
If I were a sin, I'd be: lust =/
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: Hitler
If I were a liquid, I'd be: Related to solid snake
If I were a tree, I'd be: a doctor
If I were a bird, I'd be: winged
If I were a flower, I'd be: naked
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: climate controlled
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: a doctor
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: a skin flute
If I were an animal, I'd be: stupid
If I were a color, I'd be: light urple
If I were an emotion, I'd be: sad
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: disgusted with myself. OH, WAIT I ALREADY AM
If I were a sound, I'd be: lol
If I were an element, I'd be: MAGMA-ISIUM
If I were a car, I'd be: exhausted HY-UCK
If I were a song, I'd be: by Don Henley
If I were a movie, I'd be: Vampire Erotica
If I were a food, I'd be: "cheesy gordita crunch"
If I were a place, I'd be: a doctor
If I were a material, I'd be: smelt
If I were a taste, I'd be: a log
If I were a scent, I'd be: bacon bakin HY-UCK
If I were a religion, I'd be: Scientology HAHAHAHAHAHA
If I were a word, I'd be: leet
If I were an object, I'd be: box
If I were a body part, I'd be: a doctor
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: O_o
If I were a room in a house, I'd be: basement
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: sex ed
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: Strongbad
If I were a shape, I'd be a: phallic
If I were a number, I'd be: a doctor