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THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Jen.
2. Jenny.
3. Um. No one’s called me Jenenenen in a long long, long time, but.
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. sad green wagon
2. awaywththepixiez (Hahaha, um. Thanks, Ben Lee.)
3. wannableve (Oh, shit, I wish I was making this shit up.)
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. This.
2. Is.
3. Hard.
(No, really. Um. My eyes aren’t upsetting to me, I guess-but then, who has ugly eyes? Ali is listing things about me, & I am cringing. He says I don’t have bone-cleavage, so that’s something? My lower lip?)
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My breasts. I hate them, & would bind every day if it didn’t mean giving up on breathing.
2. My hips. Actually, wait, um, my entire figure?
3. My neck, it’s too long.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. German.
2. British.
3. Cherokee Indian? But only, like, a little bit.
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Dying alone. Seriously, I laugh about it, but sometimes I can’t sleep at night because I’m convinced that it’s bound to happen.
2. Endings. To anything.
3. The Harlequin fetus. Please don’t look it up; like Jordanna said, my life & mind feel tainted by just knowing it exists.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Really hot showers.
2. Cereal.
3. Good friends.
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. My brother’s shorts that I stole without his knowing.
2. Red underwear. I didn’t even know that I owned red underwear until this morning. It has been a long time since I last did laundry.
3. The black bra Kenny just gave back to me.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Indigo Girls, since always.
2. Hanson, so shut up because you know you secretly love them anyway & still know all the words to “MMMBop”, bitches.
3. Chris Pureka, because I love the way she sings the word “lost” like “loused”, aww.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
1. Winter - Tori Amos, because it’s seen me through all the cold days since seventh grade, & it’s painful just to listen to it.
2. Gamble Everything For Love - Ben Lee, because without it, my life would be different right now. No, seriously. It would.
3. Sweet Avenue - Jets to Brazil, because no matter where I am or what I’m without, hearing this song will make me feel like I’m in love.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Intimacy. I like knowing which side of the bed she’ll sleep on & silly childhood secrets & all of it, really, everything.
2. Passion. I am stealing Jana’s answers, okay, but this, I need. Because while I want domesticity more than I can even admit right now, while I wouldn’t mind settling down, I never want to get settled. She’d know the difference, too-but that’s a given.
3. Mad, crazy, no-matter-what & always kind of love. I have a feeling this is supposed to be a given, but I see too many relationships somehow function without, & I don’t think I could, so.
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. Sometimes, I wonder whether I’m where I should be.
2. I came kind of closer than I should have to having an affair with a married person, one time.
3. I’ve crossed Amy Ray off my list of celebrities I’d have sex with.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. I’m really into mouths. Like, frighteningly into mouths. People catch me staring, sometimes, & I blush. Lip-biting, especially, as a sign of frustration.
2. Hands, always. I’m so easily distracted, especially if she’s doing something with her hands, like scribbling in a notebook or peeling an orange or playing with her hair, oh god.
3. Soft skin. This is a given, though, yeah? Then maybe collarbones, or curves. Or, um, everything.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Reading.
2. Arguing. Or debating, I guess, since that’s nicer. Just as long as I win.
3. Remembering. Like, curling up in bed & putting on mellow music or special songs & replaying events, recalling as many details as possible.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Sing while making breakfast with a lover. Because apparently, that’s my current favorite non-sexual fantasy. Who knew?
2. See Krishnan & Uma again & have them remember me.
3. Um, marathon lovemaking sounds really good right now; I am so, so stressed out & sexually frustrated & in want of touch, haha, um.
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. Marine biologist. Which lasted until all of the other fifth-graders stole my career ambition & I had to find a new one.
2. Psychologist. I want a green office, though, & things to occupy people’s hands, like Susie had.
3. Filmmaker, even though I’ve said that since ninth grade & have made no move to accomplish anything.
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Myrtle Beach, but mostly just because I miss memories with Camille & have this awful urge to sing in elevators & karaoke.
2. Coyoacan. In August. (“Not a bad film title, that.”)
3. Costa Rica. “They don’t even have an army; they don’t even need one!!”
THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Noah. I usually hate Biblical names, but. Noah!! It’s so fucking cute. Plus, you can totally grow into it; it’s good at any age.
2. Henry. I have no idea why I have such love for this name, but I do.
3. Diego, oh my god, this is actually my favorite name right now because whenever I hear it, I think of the sabre-tooth tiger from Ice Age & Diego Rivera & this really cute little boy in my extended family, & it makes me meltttttttt.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Make the definitive girl-meets-girl movie of our time.
2. Um, try fisting. I love when people remind me of my goals.
3. Actually have some sort of fulfilling relationship with my father. We’ve always been on sort of weird terms, and I’m sick of that, because it seems like we should be friends.
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. I don’t shave.
2. I tend to nod at people instead of actually acknowledging their presence with a hello, even though Courtney hates when people do that.
3. I wear boy deodorant? Really, there’s nothing. I am a total girl.
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK:
1. I would totally rather be coy & evasive &, um, okay, I’m ridiculously femme, okay, I get it.
2. I cry. A lot. Like, at commercials for long-distance providers, or episodes of Jerry Springer. And at comedies.
3. I derive a lot of pleasure from filing & buffing my nails weekly, so they’re neat & shiny.
THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. Agent Scully. (Fictional characters count, okay?)
2. Xena: Warrior Princess. Fuck you all, because she is fabulous.
3. Tay Hanson, oh my god.
THREE PEOPLE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
1. whenicuidilate
2. cercaluna
3. sparklingsatine
(I realize that not everyone posts these, but. You can still comment. Or something. I like preemptively robbing people of excuses, okay.)