This sucks

[anouk_the_too]

My mom is sooooooooo busy. Last week of class and such. Man she's gonna get it. I'm gonna snuggle with her until she can't take it anymore. This morning I turned myself into a ball and clicked my beak and tried to look super cute, but she was late for work! All I got was a lousy kiss on the cheek!

Man.
I'm gonna poop on her favorite hat.

Comments

poopie

[anonymous]

Anouk, your mommy is a very busy and mysterious person. She loves you soooooo much, so much in fact that even if you did poopie on her favorite hat, she'd still love you and watch kung foo movies with you and give you lots and lots of nuts. Because she's nutty and can relate to an excentric and beautiful bird like you. Anouk, you're her #1 bird, always remember that.

xoxoxoxomary

[roonah]

brawwwwwk!!

[joykerry]

I like to poop in the computer keyboard. It's funny to see them take apart the pieces.

Can we be friends?

[edward_the_bird]

I also need friends! ::whistle::

[joykerry]

ill be your friend.

do you like broccoli?

[partialsolace]

Anouk, I think some of your other interests should be included:

-upside-down squid-head charging
-"singing" along to David Bowie
-chuckling at violent movies
-bedroom eyes
-suspicious inquisition
-your impressive headdress