I really hate my brain.

[anowlinsunshine]

Especially when it gets the crazy urge to angst, so it starts twisting the Buffy/Angel storyline into a Merlin universe and I'm left with incomplete IM fic and yet another crazy, ridiculously long AU idea rattling around in my brain. Thanks, mind. Thanks.

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[anowlinsunshine]

I AM GOING TO WIND UP WRITING SO MANY MASSIVE AU'S FOR YOU, I SWEAR. PEOPLE WILL STOP READING THE INTROS TO THEM BECAUSE THEY WILL ALL BE SOMETHING LIKE, "FOR I_CLAUDIA BECAUSE SHE IS A FILTHY, FILTHY ENABLER AND ILHER. ALSO, I AM HER AU-WRITING BITCH. THAT IS ALL." YOU WILL OWE ME SO MUCH IF I DO ACTUALLY WRITE THIS. I THINK YOUR OWN VAMPIRE!FIC WILL DO NICELY. EVEN IF IT WILL LIKELY BLOW MINE OUT OF THE WATER. WHATEVER, WHO CARES.OMG, FOBBBBBBBB. Claudia, it was so amazing. Like, seriously. Patrick Stump. PATRICK MOTHERFUCKING STUMP. He was on the stage not 50 feet away from me. And he STRUTS when he plays. And his voice was PERFECTION last night. And he danced with Pete awkwardly after "(Coffee's for Closure)," and he was the MOST ADORABLE EVER when he taught us the chorus to "She's My Winona." Seriously, this is how it went

[anowlinsunshine]

IT IS KIND OF A BAD NAME, NGL. THE "STUMP" PART, NOT THE "PATRICK" PART. I KIND OF LOVE THAT PART. BUT YOU GET OVER THAT ONCE YOU REALIZE THE AMAZINGNESS THAT IS HIM. TINY MUSICAL GENIUS WHO IS SNARKY AND ADORABLE AND SELF-CONSCIOUS AND MAKES PETE WENTZ DO THINGS THAT ARE GAYGAYGAY ("MY FAVORITE SHAPE IS A PATRICK!" = MR. WENTZ, YOU ARE FOOLING ABOSOLUTELY NO ONE WITH THESE HIJINKS). I KIND OF LOVE HIM SOMETHING FIERCE, EVEN IF HIS LAST NAME IS RATHER UNFORTUNATE.

NOOOOOOOO, DON'T SAY THAT. IF YOU SAY THAT, I WILL START TO THINK THAT, AND THEN I WILL WRITE THEM, AND I. ACTUALLY, WHO AM I KIDDING? THIS SUMMER, I'LL BE DONE WITH IB STUFF AND ONLY BE PREOCCUPIED BY THE PORNATHON AND GETTING READY FOR COLLEGE, SO I'LL HAVE TIME. I COULD CELEBRATE BY WRITING AU FIC, BUT FOR NOW, I HAVE NO TIME, SO NOOOOOOOOOOOO I SAY.